QUOTES FROM OTHER HOMICIDE CHARACTERS

Steve Crosetti: Mr Becker ducked. But he didn't duck good enough.
Meldrich Lewis: Lost art, ducking.

Beau Felton: Bayliss. Out of our seven perverts, four are in jail, two have alibis and one... turns to Howard is actually the perfect guy for you.

Felton: We've been on night shift for a week. Every night someone lights this candle by the board.
Giardello: You're a detective. You solve it.
Felton: A homicide detective. Someone kills the candle, I'll close the case.

Bolander: When I was young, codependent relationship was a good marriage.

Crosetti: You got toilet paper over there?
Lewis: No.
Crosetti: You got... five ones for a five?

Kellerman: You know, he shouldn't leave a department vehicle running like that.
Lewis: Yeah. Could get stolen.
Kellerman: Lieutenant said take the first car in.
Lewis: We shouldn't.
Kellerman: You're right.
Lewis: Grand theft auto, baby.
Pembleton: You sons of bitches!

Russert: So, Mary's pregnant?
Bayliss: Oh no. I didn't say that.
Russert: Frank is your partner and I'm a detective and you're a bad liar.

Kellerman: I just want you to know that I'm here for you. if you want a hug, I'd be happy to give you one.
Bayliss: A hug?
Kellerman: Yeah.
Bayliss: Do you and Lewis hug?
Kellerman: Yeah.
Bayliss: A lot?
Kellerman: No, not a lot.
Bayliss: But enough.
Kellerman: What do you mean?
Bayliss: Well, do you want Lewis to hug you more?
Kellerman: Forget I brought this up.
Bayliss: No, no, no. You brought up the hugging thing.

Bayliss: So the lawyers are talking, right?
Munch: Yeah.
Bayliss: I got it.
Stivers: C'mon Munch. A gunfight, a couple car chases you've got a movie deal. But Ed Danvers and his pals waving their briefcases at each other.
Lewis: Yeah. And who's gonna line up to pay theater prices for that? That ain't a movie. That's Court TV.

Cox: Don't you even wonder why?
Munch: Why what?
Cox: Why he lied.
Munch: I'm a Homicide Detective. The only time I wonder why is when they tell me the truth.

Lewis: He told me, don't you ever let some knucklehead stand on your corner and shame you. 'Cause once you've done that, you're done as a beat cop. So what he suggested I do, was that I take out my billy club and smack him upside the head so hard that everybody who heard it knows who had the last word. Luther, you're on my corner.

Kellerman: You sure you want me with you?
Bayliss: Yeah sure, why not?
Kellerman: I don't know. Uh, last time we worked together you were kind of snarky.
Bayliss: Snarky?
Kellerman: Yeah, snarky. You know, from the ancient Greek, meaning butthead.

Kellerman: There's no absolutes in life. Only in vodka.

As he shoots Luther Mahoney to death.
Kellerman: You have the right to remain silent.

Munch: Hey partner, ready to roll?
Kellerman: I gotta run to the dentist; I cracked a filling.
Munch: Which part do you hate the worst? The rubber dam they put in your mouth to open it or the sound of the drill?
Kellerman: I think the worst part is when I scream like a little girl.

Gaffney: If I was running his shift, I'd be offering you a transfer.
Lewis: Respectfully speaking sir, if you were running his shift, I'd be taking it.