QUOTES from Doctor Who

The Tenth Doctor (David Tennant)
(Series Two and Three)

NEW EARTH

The Doctor: So in the year five billion, the sun expands, the Earth gets roasted.
Rose: That was our first date.

The Doctor: It is. It's the city of New New York. Strictly speaking, it's the 15 New York since the original.

Rose: They're cats.
The Doctor: Don't stare. Look what you look like to them, all pink and yellow.

The Doctor: You were supposed to be dying.
The Face of Boe: I have better things to do today. Dying can wait.

The Doctor: There are legends you know. Saying you're a million years old A great secret.
The Face of Boe: So the legend says.

The Face of Boe: It can wait.
The Doctor: Oh! Does it have to?
The Face of Boe: We shall meet again for the third time—the last time—and then the secret shall be told.
The Doctor: That is enigmatic. That is textbook enigmatic.

TOOTH AND CLAW

The Doctor: 1979! Hell of a year! China invaded Vietnam. The Muppet Movie. I love that film. Margaret Thatcher. Ugh. Skylab fell to Earth with a little help from me. Nearly took off my thumb. walking out of the TARDIS And I love my thumb. I need my thumb. I'm very attached to— sees the armed men on horseback my thumb. to himself 1879. Slight difference.
Captain Reynolds: You will explain your presence and the nakedness of this girl.
The Doctor: Are we in Scotland?
Captain Reynolds: How can you be ignorant of that?
The Doctor: Oh, I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. I'nt that right, ya timorous beastie?
Rose: Ack! Ay! I've bin oot and aboot.
The Doctor: No, don't do that.
Rose: Woot's wrong?
The Doctor: No, really don't. Really.

The Doctor: Rose, might I introduce Her Majesty, Queen Victoria. Empress of India and Defender of the Faith.
Rose: Rose Tyler, Mum. And my apologies for being so naked.
Queen Victoria: I've had five daughters. It's nothing to me.

Rose: I want her to say "We are not amused." I bet you five quid I can make her say it.
The Doctor: Well if I gambled on that it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveller in time.
Rose: Ten quid?
The Doctor: Done.

Queen Victoria: Please excuse the naked girl.
Rose: Sorry.
The Doctor: She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in Old Londontown. It was her or the Elephant Man.

Sir Robert: I'm sorry, Mum. It's all my fault. I should've sent you away. I tried to suggest something was wrong. I thought you might notice. Did you think there was nothing strange about my household staff? 
The Doctor: Well, they were bald, athletic... your wife's away, I just thought you were happy. 

SCHOOL REUNION

Sarah Jane Smith: Hello.
The Doctor: Oh, I should think so.
Sarah Jane: And you are?
The Doctor: Smith. John Smith.
Sarah Jane: John Smith. I used to have a friend who sometimes went by that name.
The Doctor: Well it's a very common name.
Sarah Jane: He was a very uncommon man.

Sarah Jane: What are you doing here?
The Doctor: Well, UFO sightings, school gets record results. I couldn't resist. What about you?
Sarah Jane: Same. I thought you'd died. I waited for you and you didn't come back, and I thought you must have died.
The Doctor: I lived. Everyone else died.
Sarah Jane: What do you mean?
The Doctor: Everyone died, Sarah.
Sarah Jane: I can't believe it's you. Mickey screams Okay, now I can.

THE GIRL IN THE FIREPLACE

Mickey: It's a spaceship. Brilliant! I got a spaceship on my first go.
Rose: It looks kind of abandoned. Anyone on board?
The Doctor: Nah. Nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, just do a quick scan. For anything dangerous.

Mickey: You said this was the 51st century.
The Doctor: I also said this ship was generating enough power to punch a hole in the Universe. I think we just found the hole. This spaceship is a temporal happening.
Mickey: What's that?
The Doctor: Don't know. Just made it up. Didn't want to say "Magic Door".

Reinette: Monsieur, be careful!
The Doctor: Just a nightmare, Reinette. Don't worry about it. Everyone has nightmares. Nothing to worry about. Even monsters under the bed have nightmares, don't you [?].
Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about?
The Doctor: Me!

Reinette: It is customary, I think, to have an imaginary friend only during one's childhood. You are to be congratulated on your persistence.
The Doctor: Reinette. My goodness how you've grown.
Reinette: And you do not appear to have aged a single day. That is tremendously impolite of you.

The Doctor: Get back on the ship. Get Arthur and follow it. Don't approach it, just watch where it goes.
Rose: Arthur?
The Doctor: Good name for a horse.
Rose: But you're not keeping the horse.
The Doctor: I let you keep Mickey. Now go go go!

Rose: What have you been doing? Where have you been?
The Doctor: Well... among other things I think I just invented the banana daiquiri a couple centuries early. Do you know they'd never even seen a banana before. Always take a banana to a party, Rosie. Bananas are good.

RISE OF THE CYBERMEN

Rose: What happened?
The Doctor: The Time Vortex is gone! That's impossible. It's just gone.

The Doctor: The last TARDIS in the Universe, extinct.
Rose: We can get help, yeah?
The Doctor: Where from?
Rose: Well, we've landed. We've got to be somewhere.
The Doctor: We fell out of Time. Through the void into nothingness. We're in some sort of [?] place. A silent realm. A lost dimension.
Mickey: Otherwise known as London.

Mickey: Did that help?
The Doctor: Yes.
Mickey: Did that hurt?
The Doctor: Yes.

Mickey: I've seen it in comics. People are popping from one alternative world to another. It's easy.
The Doctor: Not in the real world. Used to be easy. When the Time Lords kept their eye on things. You oculd pop between realities, home in time for tea. Then they died. And took it all with them. The walls of reality closed. The world was sealed. And everything became a bit less kind.

Rose: What, are they robots?
The Doctor: Worse than that.
Rose: They're people.
The Doctor: They were. They had all their humanity taken away. It's a living brain jammed inside a cybernetic body. With a heart of steel. All emotions removed.
Rose: Why no emotion?
The Doctor: Because it hurts.

THE AGE OF STEEL

The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, by the way. If anyone's interested.
Rose: And I'm Rose. Hello.
Pete: Even better. That's the name my dog. Still, at least I've got the catering staff on my side.

The Doctor: I've been captured. But don't worry. Rose and Pete are out there. They can still save me. Oh well, never mind.

The Doctor: Mr. Lumic, I think that's a vote for free will.

The Doctor: Oh Lumic. You're a clever man. I'd call you a genius except I'm in the room.

Lumic: What have you done?
The Doctor: I gave them back their souls. And it's killing them!

THE IDIOT'S LANTERN

The Doctor: Right then. Nice and comfy. At Her Majesty's leisure. to Rose Union flag?
Rose: Mother went out with a sailor.
The Doctor: I bet she did.

The Doctor: Hold on a minute. There are three important, brilliant and complicated reasons why you should listen to me. One—
The officer hits him, knocking him down
The Doctor: Hell of a right hook! Have to watch out for that.

The Doctor: I can't help thinking, Detective Inspector, you're not doing much detective inspecting.

Policeman: Wait wait wait Where do we think we're—ah! The Doctor flashes his slightly psychic paper I'm very sorry, sir. Shouldn't you be at the coronation?
The Doctor: They're saving me a seat.
Tommy: Who did he think you were?
The Doctor: The King of Belgium, apparently.

The Doctor: Rubber soles! Swear by them!

The Doctor: What have I missed?
Tommy: Doctor! What happened?
The Doctor: Sorted. Electrical creature. TV technology. Clever alien life form. That's me, by the way.

THE IMPOSSIBLE PLANET

The Doctor about the TARDIS: I don't know what's wrong with her. She's sort of... queasy. Indigestion, like she didn't want to land.
Rose: Well if you think there's gonna be trouble, we could always get back inside and go somewhere else. they laugh
The Doctor looking around: I think... we've landed inside a cupboard.

The Doctor: Hold on.What's that say? That's weird. It won't translate.
Rose: But I thought the TARDIS translated everything—writing as well. It should say English.
The Doctor: Exactly. If that's not working then it means this writing is old. Very old. Impossibly old.

The Doctor: Here we go. D'you see? To generate that gravity field and the funnel you'd need a power source with an inverted self-extrapolating reflex of six to the power of six every six seconds.
Rose: That's a lot of 6s.
The Doctor: And it's impossible.
Zach: It took us two years to work that out.
The Doctor: I'm very good.

Rose: Can we build another TARDIS?
The Doctor: They were grown, not built. And with my planet gone we're kind of stuck.
Rose: Well, could be worse. This lot said they'd give us a lift.
The Doctor: And then what?
Rose: I don't know. Find a planet. Get a job. Live a life. Same as the rest of the Universe.
The Doctor: I'd have to settle down. Get a house or something, a proper house. With doors and carpets. Me, living in a house. That, that, is terrifying.

Ida: Well, we've come this far. There's no turning back.
The Doctor: Oh, did you have to? "No turning back." That's almost as bad as, "nothing can possibly go wrong" or "this is going to be the best Christmas this orphanage has ever had."

The Doctor: We found something. Looks like metal, like some sort of seal. I've got a nasty feeling it might be a trap door. Not a good word, "trap door". Never been a trap door I liked.

THE SATAN PIT

The Doctor: If you really are the Beast then answer me this: which one? Hm? 'Cause the Universe has been busy since you've been gone. There's more religions than planets in the sky.

The Doctor: That thing is playing on very basic fears. Darkness. Childhood nightmares. All that stuff.
Dan: But that's how the devil works.
The Doctor: Or a good psychologist.

The Doctor: If you get back in touch... if you talk to Rose, just tell her... Tell her... oh, she knows.

The Doctor about Rose: I've seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods. And out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, I believe in one thing—just one thing. I believe in her.

The Doctor: This is your freedom. Free to die. You're going into the black hole and I'm riding with you.

The Doctor: Gravity schmavity. My people practically invented black holes. Well, in fact they did.

Ida: You never really said. You two, who are you?
The Doctor: Oh... the stuff of legend!

LOVE & MONSTERS

The Doctor: Sweet, maybe. Passionate, I suppose. But don't ever mistake me for nice.

FEAR HER

The Doctor: It only seems like yesterday a few naked Greek blokes were tossing a diskus about, wrestling with each other in the sand and the crowds stood around— No wait a minute. That was Club Med.

The Doctor: Hm. Tickles.
Neighbor: What's your game?
The Doctor: My... um. Snakes and Ladders. Quite good at squash, reasonably. I'm being facetious, aren't I? There's really no call for it.

Rose: But maybe that's why Chloe feels so alone. 'Cause she has all these terrible dreams about her dad, but she can't talk to you about them. 
The Doctor: Her and the Isolus... two lonely kids who need each other. 
Rose: And it won't stop, will it, Doctor? It'll just keep pulling kids in. 
The Doctor: It's desperate to be loved. It's used to a pretty big family. 
Rose: How big? 
The Doctor: Say around... four billion? 

ARMY OF GHOSTS

Jackie: But you can see them. They look human.
Rose: She's got a point. They are sort of blurred, but they're definitely people.
The Doctor: Maybe not. They're pressing themselves into the surface of the world. But a footprint doesn't look like a boot.

Rose: According to the paper, they've elected a ghost as MP for Leeds. Now don't tell me you're going to sit back and do nothing.
The Doctor: Who you gonna call?
Rose: Ghostbusters!
The Doctor: I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

The Doctor: Hm. There goes the advantage of surprise. Still, cuts to the chase. Stay here, look after Jackie.
Rose: I'm not looking after my mum.
The Doctor: Well you brought her.
Jackie: I was kidnapped!
Rose: Doctor, they've got guns.
The Doctor: And I haven't. Which makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead but the moral high ground is mine.

The Doctor: It's a Void ship.
Yvonne: And what is that?
The Doctor: Well it's impossible, for starters. I always thought it was just a theory. It's a vessel designed to exist outside time and space. Traveling. through the Void.

Yvonne: And what's the Void?
The Doctor: Space between dimensions.

The Doctor: The Void is the space in between. Containing absolutely nothing.

The Doctor: You built a skyscraper just to reach a spatial disturbance. How much money have you got?
Yvonne: Enough.

The Doctor: So you find the breach, probe it, the sphere comes through. Six hundred feet above London. Bam! It leaves a hole in the fabric of reality. And that hole, you think, "Oh, should we leave it alone? Should we back off? Should we play it safe? Nah!" you think, "Let's make it bigger!"

Yvonne: Well if that's Rose Tyler, who's she?
Jackie: I'm her mother.
Yvonne: Oh, you travel with her mother?
Jackie: He kidnapped me.
The Doctor: Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don't tell people I traveled through time and space with her mother.

Yvonne: They're invading the whole planet.
The Doctor: It's not an invasion. It's too late for that. It's a victory.

DOOMSDAY

Cyberman: I ordered surrender.
The Doctor: They're not taking instructions! They understand. You're on every street. You're in their homes. You've got their children. Of course they're going to fight!

Cyberman: You are proof.
The Doctor: Of what?
Cyberman: That emotions destroy.
The Doctor: Yeah, I am. Mind you, I quite like hope. Hope's a good emotion. And here it comes. Jake comes into the world

Pete: Look at it. A world of peace. They're calling this the Golden Age.
The Doctor: Who's the president now?
Pete: A woman called Harriet Jones.
The Doctor: I'd keep an eye on her.

Pete: Doctor, help us.
The Doctor: What? Close the breach? Stop the Cybermen? Defeat the Daleks? Do you believe I can do that?
Pete: Yes.
The Doctor: Maybe that's all I need. Off we go then!

The Doctor: Jackie Andrea Suzanne Tyler.
Pete: She's not my wife.
The Doctor: I was at the wedding. You got her name wrong.

The Doctor: Mickey! Nice to see you.
Mickey: Nice to see you, boss.

The Doctor: We've got to see what it's doing. We're going to go back up! All of you, top floor!
Jackie: That's 45 floors up. Believe me, I've done them all!
Jake popping out of the elevator: We could always take the lift.

Mickey: The Time Lords put the Daleks in there? What for?
The Doctor: It's a prison ship.
Rose: How many in there?
The Doctor: Millions.

Rose: I'm just supposed to go?
The Doctor: Yeah
Rose: To another world and then it gets sealed off.
The Doctor: Yeah.
Rose: Forever. That's not going to happen.

The Doctor: You're dead. Officially, back home. So many people went missing that day. You're listed among the dead.

Rose: Am I ever going to see you again?
The Doctor: You can't.

SMITH AND JONES

The Doctor: I got road burns off of that kite. And then I got wet. And then I got electrocuted.

Martha: The air would have been sucked out...
The Doctor: Very good point. Brilliant, in fact. What's your name?
Martha: Martha.
The Doctor: Martha what?
Martha: Jones.

The Doctor: One thousand people. Suffocating.
Martha: Why would anyone do that?
The Doctor: Heads up. Ask them yourself.

The Doctor: Oh look! You've got a little shop.

The Doctor: Milkshake. I love banana!

The Doctor: Traveling through established timelines is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.

THE SHAKESPEARE CODE

Martha: You step on a butterfly, you change the human race.
The Doctor: Then don't step on any butterflies. What do you have against butterflies?

The Doctor: Elizabethan England, not so different from your time. They've got recycling, water cooler moment... global warming.

Martha: And those are men dressed as women, yeah?
The Doctor: London never changes.

Martha: And why are you telling them that?
The Doctor: ...Dark Ages. If I tell them the truth they'll panic and think it's witchcraft.
Martha: Well what is it then?
The Doctor: Witchcraft.

Martha: So magic and stuff. That's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter.
The Doctor: Wait until you read book seven. Woah. I cried.

The Doctor: Rage rage against the dying of the light.
Shakespeare: I might use that.
The Doctor: You can't. It's someone else's.

Martha: Let us out! Let us out!
The Doctor: That's not going to work. The whole building's shouting that.

Martha: What did you do?
The Doctor: I named her. The power of a name. That's old magick.
Martha: But there's no such thing as magic.
The Doctor: Well,... there's a science to it...

The Doctor: The play's the thing! And yes, you can have that.

The Doctor: Expelliarmus! Good ol' J.K.!

GRIDLOCK

The Doctor: A bit of rain never hurt anyone!

The Doctor: Look after this. I love that coat. Janis Joplin gave me that coat.

The Doctor: So the two of you stayed here, on your own for all these years
Novis Hame: We had no choice.
The Doctor: Yes, you did.

The Face of Boe: Doctor—
The Doctor: Yeah, hold on. Not now.
The Face of Boe: I give you my last.
The Doctor: Hame, look after him! Don't you go dying on me, you big Face.

Martha: Who is it?
The Doctor: I don't even know. Legend says the Face is literally millions of years.
The Face of Boe: Everything has its time. You know that, old friend. Better than most.

The Doctor: Don't go.
The Face of Boe: I must. But know this, Time Lord: you are not alone.

The Doctor: All closed down.
Martha: Happy?
The Doctor: Happy happy.

The Doctor: Just what every city needs—cats in charge.

Martha: But what did he mean? The Face of Boe? That you're not alone?
The Doctor: I don't know.
Martha: You;ve got me, is that what he meant?
The Doctor: I don't think so. Sorry.
Martha: Then what?
The Doctor: It doesn't matter.

The Doctor: I'm not just a TIme Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. The Face of Boe was wrong. There's no one else.
Martha: What happened?
The Doctor: There was a war—a time war. The last great Time War. My race fought a race called the Daleks. For the sake of all creation. And they lost. They lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now. My family. My friends. Even that sky. Oh, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south and the mountain would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver. and they'd light the sky every morning like it was on fire.

DALEKS IN MANHATTAN

The Doctor: There's the real article. So good they named it twice.

The Doctor: Hard to say it twice. No wonder they renamed New Amsterdam New Amsterdam, New Amsterdam.

Martha: Doctor, I think you'd better get back here. Doctor!
The Doctor: Actually, good point.
They're following you.
The Doctor: I noticed that. Right then. Martha, Frank, Solomon.
What?
The Doctor: Em... basically... Run!

The Doctor: They survive. They always survive while I lose everything.

Martha: I'm so glad to see you.
The Doctor: Yeah well you can kiss me later. You too Frank, if you want.

EVOLUTION OF THE DALEKS

The Doctor: Time was, four Daleks could have conquered the world. But instead you're skuling away, hidden in the dark, experimenting...

Martha: No! You can't go.
The Doctor: I've gotta go. The Dalek's just changed their minds. Daleks never change their minds.

The Doctor: Is it me or are you just becoming a little more human.
Dalek Sek: You are the last of your kind. And now I am the first of my kind.

The Doctor: The Empire State Building. We're right underneath that. I worked that out already, thanks. But what, you've hijacked the whole building?

Martha: Doctor!
The Doctor: First floor perfumerie.
Tallulah to Lazlo: I never thought I'd see again.
Lazlo: No stopping me.
Martha: We worked it out—there's Dalekanium on the mast. And it's good to see you too, by the way.
The Doctor: Oh, come here! hugs Martha as the elevator closes. See? Never waste time on a hug.

Tallulah: Doctor, can't you do somethin'?
The Doctor: Oh Tallulah with three Ls and an H. Just you watch me.

Martha: Do you reckon it's gonna work, those two?
The Doctor: I don't know. Anywhere else in the Universe I might worry about them, but New York, that's what this city's good at.. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. And maybe the odd pig slave-Dalek mutant hybrid too.
Martha: The pig and the showgirl.

THE LAZARUS EXPERIMENT

Martha: You should be used to tight spots by now. Where are we?
The Doctor: The end of the line.
Martha: You took me—?
The Doctor: No place like home.

The Doctor: One trip, you said.
Martha: I suppose things just kind of escalated.
The Doctor: Seems to happen to me a lot.
Martha: Thank you. For everything.
The Doctor: It was my pleasure. leaves and then... No, I'm sorry. Did he say he was going to change what it means to be human?

The Doctor: And that's two impossible things we've seen so far tonight. Don't you love it when that happens?

Lazarus: Why don't you come out and face me?
The Doctor: Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Martha: I thought we were going to go through the blender there.
The Doctor: Really shouldn't take that long to reverse the polarirty. I must be out of practice.

The Doctor: Ah Mrs. Jones. We still haven't finished our chat.
Mrs. Jones: Keep away from my daughter!
Martha: Mum what are you doing?
The Doctor: Always the mothers, all the time.

Lazarus: You so sentimental Doctor. Maybe you are older than you look.
The Doctor: I'm old enough to know that a longer life isn't always a better one. In the end you just get tired. Tired of the struggle. Tired of losing everyone that matters to you. Tired of watching everything turn to dust.

The Doctor: If you hang around Beethoven you're bound to pick a few things up.
Martha: Especially about playing loud.
The Doctor feigning hard-of-hearing: Sorry?

Martha: What is it?
The Doctor: Well I said okay.
Martha: Sorry?
The Doctor: Okay.
Martha: Oh, thank you! Thank you!
The Doctor: Well you were never really just a passenger were you?

42

The Doctor: There we go—universal roaming. Never have to worry about signal again.
Martha: No way! This is too mad. You're telling me I can phone anyone, anywhere in space and time on my mobile?
The Doctor: As long as you know the area code.

Scannell: We've got no engines, no time and no chance.
The Doctor: Oh listen to you! Defeated before you've even started. Where's your Dunkirk spirit?

The Doctor: Stasis chamber. I do love a good stasis chamber.

The Doctor: A happy prime is a number that's both happy and prime. Now type it in! to Kath I don't know, talk about dumbing down. Don't they teach recreational mathematics anymore?

The Doctor distracted by the Beatles question: Now where was I? Here comes the sun? No. Resources!

The Doctor: Humans! You grab whatever's nearest and bleed it dry. You should have scanned!

Scannell: This is never your ship.
The Doctor: Compact, eh? And another good word: robust. Barely a scorch mark on 'er.

HUMAN NATURE

John Smith: Funny how dreams slip away.

Martha: It's Monday, November 14th, 1913. And you're completely human. As human as they come.
John Smith: Hm. That's me. Completely human.

John Smith: That's the Box. The Blue Box. It's always there. Like a magic carpet. This funny little box that transports me to faraway places.

The Doctor: This watch is me.
Martha: Right. Okay, hold on.

Martha: But if you're gonna rewrite every single living cell, isn't it gonna hurt?
The Doctor: Oh yeah, it'll hurt.

Nurse Joan Redfern: If there is another war, they won't find it so amusing.
John Smith: Great Britain is at peace. Long may it reign.

Nurse Joan Redfern: You best give me some warning. Can you actually dance?
John Smith: Um. I'm not certain.

THE FAMILY OF BLOOD

Martha: Don't just stand there, move! God you're rubbish as a human!

John Smith: I'm John Smith. That's all I want to be. John Smith. With his life and his job. And his love. Why can't I be John Smith? Isn't he a good man? Why can't I stay?

John Smith: You're this Doctor's companion. What exactly do you do for him? Why does he need you?
Martha: Because he's lonely.
John Smith: And that's what you want me to become.

John Smith: Falling in love? That didn't even occur to him?
Martha: No.
John Smith: And what sort of man is that?

The Doctor; 'Cause if there's one thing you shouldn't have done, you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: run.

Joan: Where is he? John Smith?
The Doctor; He's in here somewhere.
Joan: Like a story? Could you change back?
The Doctor; Yes.
Joan: Will you?
The Doctor: No.
Joan: I see.

The Doctor: Everything that John Smith is and was, I'm capable of that too.

The Doctor to Timothy: You're gonna like this bit.

BLINK

Beware the weeping angels. Oh, and duck. No really duck! Sally Sparrow. DUCK, NOW! Love from The Doctor 1969

The Doctor: Fascinating race, the weeping angels. The only psychopaths in the Universe to kill you nicely. No muss, no fuss. They just zap you into the past and let you live to death.

The Doctor: This is my Timey-Wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or no, actually. I've learned to atay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.

The Doctor on the DVD: Your life could depend on this. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck.

The Doctor: Look, sorry. I've got a bit of a complex life. Things don't always happen to me in quite the right order. Gets a bit confusing at times. Especially at weddings. I'm rubbish at weddings. Especially my own.

The Doctor: Listen, gotta dash. Things. Happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard.

UTOPIA

The Doctor: I don't think Time Lords came this far. We should leave. We should really really go. grins and runs outside the TARDIS

The Doctor: to Jack Hello again. Oh, I'm sorry.

Martha: It's a bit odd though. Not very one hundred trillion. That coat's more like World War II.
The Doctor: I think he came with us.
Martha: How d'you mean? He's from Earth?
The Doctor: Must have been clinging to the outside of the TARDIS. All the way through the vortex. Wow, that's very him.
Martha: What, do you know him?
The Doctor: A friend of mine. Used to travel with me.

The Doctor: You two! We're at the end of the Universe. Right at the edge of knowledge itself. And you're busy blogging!

Jack: They must have an atmospheric shell. We should be frozen to death.
The Doctor: Well, Martha and I maybe. Not so sure about you, Jack.

Martha: Oh my god. You've got a hand. A hand in a jar. A hand. In a jar. In your bag.
The Doctor: But that's my hand!
Jack: I said I had a Doctor detector.
Chantho: Chan- Is this a tradition amongst your people -tho?
Martha: Not on my street. What d'you mean that's your hand? You've got both your hands. I can see them.
The Doctor: Long story. I lost my hand. Christmas Day. I was in a fight.
Martha: What and you... grew another hand?
The Doctor: Um. Yeah I did, yeah. waves Hello.
The Professor: Might I ask what species are you?
The Doctor: Time Lord. Last of. Heard of them? Legend? Heard of them? Not even a myth? Blimey, end of the universe is a bit humbling.

Martha: You grew another hand.
The Doctor: waves Hello again!

Jack: So what about those things outside? The Beastie Boys. What are they?
The Professor: We call them the Future Kind. Which is a myth in itself. But it's feared they're what we will become. Unless we reach Utopia.
The Doctor: And Utopia is...?
The Professor: Oh, every human knows Utopia. Where've you been?
The Doctor: Bit of a hermit.
The Professor: A hermit? With friends?
The Doctor: Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.

Jack: The last thing I remember, back when I was mortal, I was facing three Daleks. Death by extermination. And then I came back to life. What happened?
The Doctor: Rose.
Jack: I thought you'd sent her back home.
The Doctor: She came back. Opened up the heart of the TARDIS and absorbed the Time Vortex itself.
Jack: What does that mean exactly?
The Doctor: No one's ever meant to have that power. If a Time Lord did that he'd become a god—a vengeful god. But she was human. Everything she did was so human. She brought you back to life. But she couldn't control it. She brought you back forever. That is something, I suppose. The final act of the Time War was life.

The Doctor: You might be out there somewhere.
Jack: I could go meet myself.
The Doctor: Well. The only man you're ever going to be happy with.
Jack: This new regeneration, it's kinda cheeky!

The Doctor: I'm begging you. Everything's changed! It's only the two of us! We're the only ones left. Just let me in!

THE SOUND OF DRUMS

Jack: Still, we made it. Twenty-first century by the looks of it. Talk about lucky.
The Doctor: That wasn't luck. That was me.

Jack: Former Minister of Defence. First came to prominence when he shot down the Racnoss on Christmas Eve. Nice work, by the way.
The Doctor: Oh, thanks.

The Master: Doctor.
The Doctor: Master.
The Master: I like it when you use my name.
The Doctor: You chose it. Psychiatrist's field day.
The Master: As you chose yours. The man who makes people better. How sanctomonious is that?

The Master: Where is it, Doctor?
The Doctor: Gone.
The Master: How can Gallifrey be gone?
The Doctor: It burnt.
The Master: And the Time Lords?
The Doctor: Dead. And the Daleks. More or less. What happened to you?
The Master: The Time Lords only resurrected me because they knew I'd be the perfect warrior for a Time War.

Martha: What do we do?
Jack: We've got nowhere to go.
Martha: Doctor, what do we do?
The Master: Run, Doctor. Run for your life!
The Doctor: We run.

Jack: So Doctor, who is he? How come the ancient society of Time Lords created a psychopath?
Martha: And what is he to you? A colleague or—
The Doctor: A friend, at first.
Martha: I thought you were going to say he was your secret brother or something.
The Doctor: You've been watching too much TV.

The Doctor: Children of Gaillfrey, taken from their families at the age of eight, to enter the academy. Some say that's where it all began—when he was a child. That's when the Master saw eternity. As a novice he was taken for initiation. He stood in front of the Untempered Schism. It's a gap in the fabric of reality, through which can be seen the whole of reality. You stand there, eight years old, staring at the raw power of time and space, just a child. Some would be inspired, some would run away, and some would go mad.
Martha: What about you?
The Doctor: Oh, the ones that ran away. I never stopped.

The Doctor: You work for Torchwood?
Jack: I swear to you, it's different, it's changed. There's only a half dozen of us now.
The Doctor: Everything Torchwood did and you're part of it.
Jack: The old regime was destroyed at Canary Wharf. I rebuilt it, I changed it. And when I did that, I did it for you. In your honor.

The Doctor: It just shifts your perception a tiny little bit. Doesn't make us invisible, just unnoticed. I know what's it like: it's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist. That's what it's like.
Jack to Martha: You too, huh?
Jack's line was apparently cut from the Sci-Fi airing. Shame.

Jack: What the hell's he done?
The Doctor: Don't touch it.
Jack: I'm not going to.
Martha: What's he done tho? Sounds like it's sick.
The Doctor: It can't be. No no no. It can't be.
Martha: Doctor, what is it?
The Doctor: He's cannabalized the TARDIS.
Jack: Is this what I think it is?
The Doctor: It's a paradox machine.

LAST OF THE TIME LORDS

The Doctor: I have one thing to say to you. You know what it is.
The Master: Oh no you don't!

The Doctor: I've had a whole year to tune myself into the psychic network, integrate with its matrixes.

The Doctor: One thing you can't do, is stop them thinking.

The Doctor: Tell me the human race is degenerate now, when they can do this.

The Doctor: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

The Doctor: And you know what happens now.
The Master: No! No!
The Doctor: You wouldn't listen. 'Cause you know what I'm going to say. I forgive you.

The Doctor: Weapon after weapon after weapon. All you do is talk and talk and talk. But over all these years and all these disasters, I've always had the greatest secret of them all. I know you. Explode those ships, you kill yourself. And that's the one thing you could never do.

The Doctor: The paradox is broken. We've reverted back! One year and one day. Two minutes past eight in the morning.

The Doctor: Oh hello! You must be Mr. Jones. We haven't actually met!

The Doctor: The only safe place for him is the TARDIS.
The Master: You mean you’re just going to keep me?
The Doctor: If that’s what I have to do. It's time to change. Maybe I've been wandering for too long. Now I've got someone to care for.

The Master: Dying in your arms. Happy now?
The Doctor: You're not dying, don't be stupid. It's only a bullet. Just regenerate.
The Master: No.
The Doctor: One little bullet. C'mon.
The Master: I guess you don't know me so well. I refuse.

Martha: Time was, every single one of these people knew your name. Now they've all forgotten you.
The Doctor: good.
Jack: Back to work.
The Doctor: I really don't mind, though. Come with me.
Jack: I've had plenty of time to think that past year—the year that never was—and I kept thinking about that team of mine. Like you said, Doctor: "responsibility".
The Doctor: Defending the Earth. Can't argue with that.
Jack: Hey, I need that!
The Doctor: I can't have you walking around with a time traveling teleport. You could go anywhere. Twice! The second time to apologize.
Jack: And what about me? Can you fix that? Will I ever be able to die?
The Doctor: Nothing I can do. You're an impossible thing, Jack.
Jack: Been called that before.

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