Quotes from Stargate SG-1
Teal'C (Christopher Judge)
“Indeed”
Teal'c: You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the gate room?
Carter: Oh yeah.
Jackson: Absolutely.
Teal'c: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up.
Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.
Ally: Don't sweat it.
Teal'c: I can not prevent it.
Ally: Listen, you're a sitting duck down here.
Teal'c: And ducks are bad?
Ally: Um... the sitting kind are.
Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.
Michael: We're even thinking of crossing the border up to Canada.
Teal'c: For what reason?
Michael: You know, man. The war.
Teal'c: The war with Canada.
Michael: No.
Teal'c: There is an old Jaffa saying, General Hammond. "They do not build them as they once did."
Teal'c: They are intar.
O'Neill: Short for?
Teal'c: Intar.
O'Neill: So, what's your impression of Alar?
Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
O'Neill: Like what?
Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.
Teal'c: Trust in me, O'Neill.
O'Neill: What if I'm not O'Neill?
Teal'c: Then I was not talking to you.
Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-o.
O'Neill: Call Daniel.
Jackson: Okay, well... There's no easy way to tell you this so... Sam's just gonna come right out and say it.
Sam gives him a look.
Carter: Well, sir... as you know, the Asgard depend on cloning technology...
Young O'Neill: Oh, for cryin' out loud...
Teal'c: You have been cloned, O'Neill.
Aries' Prime: Know this, Shol'va, I will see to it that you suffer slowly.
Teal'c: And I will see to it that you die quickly.
Teal'c: Where is the rest of your team, Colonel Mitchell?
Mitchell: Actually it's still kind of SG-Me.
Mitchell: Wow. Politics really does suck everywhere you go.
Teal'c: Indeed.
Teal'c: Why are you hesitating, Gerak?
Gerak: If I help you, I will die. But I will die free!
Black Uniform Jackson: Wouldn't it have been easier just to zat him?
Black Uniform Teal'c: Easier, yes. But far less gratifying.
Black Uniform Mitchell: Did he just insult me?
Teal'c suddenly stops
Mitchell: What is it?
Teal'c: Birds.
Carter: What birds?
Teal'c: My point exactly.
Mitchell: Yeah, I was getting worked up, cussing at Teal'c, telling him to "go home. Leave me." It
must have been 20 minutes that I realized he had gone home and I was sittin' there talking to myself.
Vala to Teal'c: Well, after you, Muscles.
Mitchell about the dragon's name: So what are we supposed to do, just start guessing?
Vala: Darryl the dragon.
Mitchell: How 'bout Smokey?
Teal'c: Perhaps Puff.
Ba'al: Merlin’s little trick with my vocal cords expired when he did.
Teal'c: Yet another reason to mourn his passing.
Teal'c: Can I give you some advice?
Jacek: Any input is appreciated.
Teal'c: Three words: be less annoying.
Vala: So where are the boys tonight?
Carter: Cameron has a date, Daniel is exhausted. And Teal'c got tickets to some show...
Landry: What do we do now?
Teal'c: Kill them both.
Mitchell: Hard to argue with that logic. It's a two-fer.
Adria: Have you decided what to do with me?
Mitchell: Well we're still weighing our options. Teal'c here had a good idea.
Ba'al/Adria: I can imagine.
Teal'c: No. You can't.
Teal'c: At least we may take comfort in the knowledge that Ba'al is dead.
Mitchell: Wouldn't put a deposit down on that.
UNENDING
You know, as hard as it is not knowing, it must be torture for you not to tell us.
Teal'c: Indeed.
Landry: Good luck, SG-1.
Mitchell: Just another mission to save the galaxy, sir.
Everyone: Indeed.
Landry: God speed.
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