Quotes from The Simpsons

Blackboard Quotes

I will not torment the emotionally frail
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
I will not spin the turtle
This punishment is not boring and pointless
I will not yell "She's dead" during roll call
I do not have diplomatic immunity
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
I was told not to do this.
I no longer want my MTV
Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
Sherri does not "got back"
I have neither been there, nor done that
I will stop phoning it in
Substitute teachers are not scabs
My suspension was not "mutual"
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
A belch is not an oral report
I will not waste chalk
"Non-Flammable" is not a challenge
I will not surprise the incontinent
The nurse is not dealing
Science class should not end in tragedy
Network TV is not dead
"Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap
I will not scare the Vice President
Nobody reads these anymore
The giving tree is not a chump
This school does not need a "regime change"
SpongeBob is not a contraceptive
Global warming did not eat my homework
I will not look up what teacher makes.
Pearls are not oyster barf
I will not wait 20 years to make another movie.
The Wall Street Journal is better than ever
I am not an FDIC-insured bank
There's no such thing as an iPoddy

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