Quotes from Stargate SG-1

Season Six

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Jonas Quinn: Hey, Major? How do I know what color to wear?
Carter: We call each other every morning.

Hammond: Colonel Chekov feels that as a symbol of our joint efforts, a Russian officer should be assigned to join SG-1.
O'Neill: Over my rotting corpse, Sir. I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?
Hammond: I said I would discuss it with you and that I was sure you would give it some careful thought.
O'Neill: And that I will, General, but I'm still pretty sure I'll say, "Bite me."

O'Neill: Hammond is insisting SG1 needs a socio-politcial nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
Teal'c: Have you considered Jonas Quinn?
O'Neill: Now I know you've been practicing but I still can't tell. Is that a joke?

O'Neill: I forgot to tape The Simpsons. It's important to me.

Carter: Inertial dampeners.
O'Neill: Cool... and check. Phasers?
Carter: Sorry, Sir.

Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard.

O'Neill sarcastically: Why look, everybody! He's got Coombs with him!

Ba'al: Do you not know the pain you will suffer for this impudence?
O'Neill: I don't know the meaning of the word. pause Seriously, "impudence," what does that mean?

O'Neill: Suffice to say you might want to get upstairs and punch one on the old speed dial.
Hammond: My grandchildren?
O'Neill: Two, then.

Vernon: So what planet are they from, the aliens?
O'Neill: A place called Melmac.
Vernon: Isn't that where ALF is from?
O'Neill: Who?
Vernon: ALF, you know, on TV, the puppet.
O'Neill: Never saw it.
Vernon: No kidding?

O'Neill: That is just wrong on so many levels.

Corso: You're an officer in your homeworld's military, you're a scientist, an explorer, and apparently you're a pretty fair mechanic.
Carter: And I make a mean souffle.

Quinn: Well, that, and I've always been suspicious of a girl who kisses on the first date.

O'Neill: Teal'c without Junior... That's a concept.

Carter: There's no redundancy for that particular system.
O'Neill: So you're saying theres no redundancy?

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