Quotes from Stargate SG-1

Season Five

O'Neill: Do you know what the Goa'uld really want from us? Minnesota, that's what. For the fishing, mostly. I'll take you some time.
Tyler: Fishing?
O'Neill: Oh, yeah. Ask Teal'c. He can't get enough.

Martin: Okay, scene 23 takes place on another planet, so you think aliens eat apples?
Crew Member: Why not? They speak English.

Martin: So, three shots disintegrates them.
Director: You know what? I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, because that is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say.

Crew: Because you're "out of phase".
Yolanda: So, how come I don't fall through the floor?

Carter: If it comes right down to it, we can detonate it right here. What's our position?
Jackson: Well, personally, I'm against it. But if you want to know where the ship is, we're about five meters above the surface at the bottom of the crater.

K'tano: I see you are one who speaks your mind, O'Neill.
O'Neill: Yes, which is why I don't say much.

Kershaw: I feel better just knowing there's an archaeologist watching our backs.
Jackson: Yeah, which end do the bullets go in again?

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