Quotes from Stargate SG-1

Season Two

Jaffa are trying to break down the door.
O'Neill: Just a minute!

O'Neill: Well, I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound... Nothing comes to mind.

O'Neill: Well, we have a number of... shuttles.
Bra'tac: These shuttles, they are a formidable craft?
O'Neill: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bad day.

O'Neill: What are the odds of taking out a ship like this with four gliders and, maybe, a shuttle?

Bra'tac: We shall have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
O'Neill: You know, that particular cliché doesn't... always work.

Bra'tac: Now we die.
O'Neill: Well, that's a bad plan.

Jackson: P2A-509!
O'Neill: Little brain damage along the way?

O'Neill: General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?

Jackson: Where are we going?
O'Neill: Back through the gate to show them what their planet looks like... in our memories... before the virtual reality... Leave me alone.

O'Neill: You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, however, we did destroy their de-Goa'ulding thing, might not they look unkindly on that?

Teal'c: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up.

Jackson: This is the Hall of Might?
Gairwyn: You were expecting something different?
Jackson: Well, uh... maybe a hall.

Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.

O'Neill: General, Captain, General, Waiter...

O'Neill: It's "O'Neill," with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all.

Maybourne: Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial.
O'Neill: I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you.

Ally: Don't sweat it.
Teal'c: I can not prevent it.

Ally: Listen, you're a sitting duck down here.
Teal'c: And ducks are bad?
Ally: Um... the sitting kind are.

Hiding in a storage closet
Jackson: I won't lie to you. There is a problem. We have to find Jack.
Tonané: Okay. He's not in here.

O'Neill: How do I know you're really Daniel?
Jackson: Because.
O'Neill: Yeah, okay.

O'Neill: We came here in peace, and we expect to go in one... piece.

Maybourne: Teal'c. It's good to see you well.
Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.

O'Neill: Apparently I have lost the fallatus to speak properly. That wasn't a joke! I didn't do that on purpose!

O'Neill: All right, describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
Jackson: I don't have a sister, Jack, and if I did, I wouldn't let you near her.

O'Neill: That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem.

An officer asks them in Russian if they're spies.
Jackson: Nyet.
O'Neill: Daniel!
Jackson: He just asked if we were Soviet spies and— realizes the problem
Guard: Come with me.
O'Neill: on the way out: Nyet?

O'Neill: Well, it's hard to say.
Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?
O'Neill: No, just difficult to pronounce.

Michael: We're even thinking of crossing the border up to Canada.
Teal'c: For what reason?
Michael: You know, man. The war.
Teal'c: The war with Canada.
Michael: No.

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