At work printing out business cards for my mom. Takes hours so I'm killing time. Some theoretically random person found my site and went to the quotes pop-up, which had a lame quote. I took the opportunity to change that. Now it's a Simpsons quote. With my geek status firmly intact, I can rest easy that no one will think I'm lame. I have a website with no real content and ramble endlessly about a life that isn't even fascinating. To make matters worse, I gotta grab one of the digital cameras and take a couple of shots. Action Jesus must be seen by the masses.

Here's another semi-interesting link: Find out what obscure band you are I'm Shonen Knife. Which means I'm cute and Japanese. Which, I suppose, is better than being The Strokes.

I tripped in the dark on my way to the bathroom and damn near broke my nose. My room is a mess. My nose is hideous. I am dumb. It's Google's fourth birthday.

Tim Easton is playing the 400 tonight. I couldn't find anyone to go with me, so I'm not going to go. I wish I was braver at going to shows alone. I will regret not going a lot, I know. I got an invite from Amanda. They are moving and want to get rid of a bunch of their stuff. It was something like "GET DRUNK and BUY our STUFF". I like it. I will definitely have to go. 5:15 pm Heather just reminded me my nose is going to bruise up shortly. Great. I'm going to look like a battered wife. I should use the Amy Sedaris method of explaining facial bruises: "I've never been this happy in my entire life! I finally found my true love."