August 23, 2009

So this morning I went out to my car only to find that my glovebox was open. As was my center console… thingie. Which means two things:

1. I forgot to lock my car again last night
2. Some stranger was in my car rifling through it

At first I was pissed.Pissed at … More

August 19, 2009

There are several things I do not do as a matter of general principal.

For instance, porn. I don’t do porn as a matter of general principal. And to preserve whatever tatters of dignity I have left.

But one of the more realistic things I don’t do as a matter … More

August 8, 2009

I watched Great Performances tonight. I wasn’t in any of it, shockingly, but it was fun all the same. If I could betray my cool exterior for a moment, I must admit that it was pretty freakin’ cool to be there. I’m glad I could go.

And that’s the end of … More

August 1, 2009

Ah. The weekend. Or The Weekend. Whatever sounds more interesting. Or more official.

I woke up this morning around 5:30am because Ramona kept tapping my foot. Or smacking. Whatever sounds more painful. She had a rhyme and reason to it. Tap! 1-2-3-4 Tap! (stare at Claire for signs of movement) Tap! … More