"Man, I got weed in my butt."

How can you not love Cops? Seriously.

I'm taking a break from work. I have a meeting tomorrow morning that I'm finishing up some designs for.

And it looks like it's raining outside. I love the rain. You know those kids who go stomping through the rain puddles just having fun and not caring about getting wet?

Yeah, that was never me.

It wasn't until I was in my twenties that I finally got used to the fact that it was just water (despite the acid rain scares) and started to sort of enjoy wandering in the rain.

There's this ad for Quizno's with a chick on it that says "It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real women need" and then giggles this infectious little giggle.

Infectious like the clap.

I have made it my personal mission to never eat there. That ad is just so many shades of wrong.

"And to try to mislead children into believing that all cultures
are worthy of respect is simply teaching them a falsehood."

—Phyllis Schafly, interviewed on In the Life

Well said, Phyl.

If you're a bigoted, wrong-thinking dumbass.

People scare the hell out of me some days.

I've often wondered—if I was allowed to smack some of these religious right activists upside the skull with a Bible—if some of the core teachings of Jesus would sink back in.

I doubt it. They seem pretty thick-headed.

Have you ever been sitting in one position for a long time and then moved your leg in a way that your body deemed awkward and then suffered an extreme surge of pain leading you to think you dislocated something but then the extreme pain goes away but becomes a dull ache in your hip for the week?

Right. Me neither.

Ow.

For the past... nine hours at least I have been watching the outside disappear as the snow piles against my window, blocking my view.

It's just as well, I suppose, because the harsh reality is that I'm going to have to dig my car out again tomorrow to avoid getting towed. And I'm in denial about that. I may have to steal a shovel this time.

Okay, let's see if I can't get a good webcam shot. This is from earlier this week (maybe around Sunday):