June 30, 2007

It was bound to happen sooner or later, I suppose… a potentially large plot point on a show I quote has been spoiled for me because of searches into the site.

In unrelated news, Doctor Who starts up again in the US on Friday.

June 25, 2007

I am currently boycotting adding any sort of writing or musings to this site. It was a difficult decision, but until the US withdraws all military presence from Canada my silence will remain testament to my disapproval.

Oh who am I fooling with my awesome lies? I just can’t think of … More

June 18, 2007

I was deciding on which type of eye cream gunk to buy yesterday (you’ll just have to bear with me on this one). Because how do you know what really works anyway? Usually no matter what you buy the product doesn’t actually do anything.

I assume that’s the unspoken rule about … More

June 8, 2007

Look. If people would just stop paying attention to rich, out-of-control idiots they’ll go away. Everyone claims not to care—or even hate—these people, and yet they go on and on about them. No wonder they’re in the media every five minutes.

Just. Don’t. Care. Really. Ignore them.

Whatever. On to more … More

June 6, 2007

I think I need to drum up some corporate sponsors for my cult. Nothing big. Maybe a drink company or indie record label. It could happen.

Right now, however, I’m trying to figure out whether I have a cold, allergies, strep or the plague. My throat is driving me nuts.

I’d throw … More

June 2, 2007

So far my cult has The Well of Eternal Bliss and Plastic Frogmen.

And that’s about it. Starting a cult is a lot more complicated than I had imagined. I wonder if there’s a “Starting a Cult for Dummies” book out there. They have one for just about everything else.

I … More

June 1, 2007

Don’t think I’ve abandoned the whole starting-a-cult thing. I’m still working out the details.

For instance, living quarters. I mean, one or two followers could probably fit in my livingroom okay but if this catches on I gotta accommodate the masses. And I’m not giving up my room.

But I have decided … More