So to me, politics are impossible. Republican, Democrat, who knows where the truth ends and the deceitful, hateful, lying crap kicks in. I don't trust anybody that chooses to run for office. However, the most brilliant solution to voting for politicians ever: I have it.

It's come to me.

It's cheap, it's easy, and it's going to work. Ahem:

I've been thinking, with the coming election, of what to do. I'm not sure I like either of the candidates. So I decided my choice for president (or any candidate for that matter) is going to come down to one single, simple question.

Would I have a beer with them?

That's it. No stance on abortion, gun control, the environment, nothing. Just beer-having.

It'll work, trust me.