It's Storytime Friday and I can't think of one, but I did find a story a wrote awhile ago and refined it. It's about Nightmare Roommate.

It's a tale of butter. Yes, butter. It is also a tale of how an ex-roommate apparently thought I was a complete moron. It's kinda lengthy, so I posted it HERE. It's in rewrite mode, so no mocking me. Enjoy.

Or don't.