I have the plague. It sucks. Despite my best efforts not to contract it from my ailing roommate, I am ill. And grumpy.

On that note. Random story:

Over the years, the most consistent typo I've found in typesetting Bibles is that the word plague often is misspelled plaque. It makes me giggle reading about bad hygiene befalling the Israelites.

Seriously, I think I've found that misspelling around a dozen times.