Better late than never. I hereby present February's installment of:

TOP FIVE REALLY FREAKY SEARCH STRINGS
INTO PLANETCLAIRE.ORG

Title needs work. Ahem:

1. abmany [Why does this pop up EVERY month? argh!]
2. ryan o'reily lord of the dance quote [Heh.]
3. carlos the dwarf [From Freaks and Geeks.]
4. quotes by punkers [I have in sum total one quote on punkers. Sorry.]
5. fidel castro boat monument grandma [?]

Runners up:

al jolson a wife beater [Woah. I ain't accusing anybody of anything.]
dino's gyros nutrition [does it really matter? the food's too good.]
black istory quotes [Not even close. I think they went to the Monty Python page. Get sidetracked?]