I watched The Surreal Life last night. Weird show. High(low?)lights:

• Corey Feldman explaining to Gabrielle from 90210 that he was a vegetarian because he wouldn't kill innocent animals. While wearing leather shoes.

• Emmanuel Lewis laughing constantly. Like nails on a blackboard.

• Vince Neill not behaving like a rock star. He was pretty reserved.

• Half the housemates eating sushi off of a naked woman, while the rest (all men) refused to on moral principles (Corey, Hammer, and Emmanuel).

I'll watch anything, apparently.