After Kirsten sends roses down the trash compactor
Seth: Looks like I'm not the only one at odds with the universe.

Summer about her earrings: Do you think these are too bling for a meeting?

Julie to Marissa: Are you going to throw your bedroom furniture in the pool now?

Sandy: There are days that I think me and Kirsten are bulletproof. I don't wanna test that theory.

Summer: You know what? My teeth are all plaque-y. I'm gonna go for a last-minute floss.

Seth: Our noses grazed. And it was like the most sexually charged nose-graze in the history of nose grazes. It's essentially nose-humping, is what it is.

Seth: So, for Valentine's Day, you're giving Lindsay... Grandpa?

Caleb: I'm sorry, Ryan. I know it wasn't easy for you to string so many words together.

Caleb about Ryan: Setting fires... impregnating teenage girls...