Quotes from The Loop
Derek: Sam, heard you're working for an airline. What are you a stewardess? Just kidding! A flight attendant?
Meryl: Did you just whistle at me? Because sexual harassment has no place in the workplace. Count to 40 and meet me in the stairwell.
Russ: Thesis, what have you got?
Sam: Excuse me?
Russ: That thing you've been working on all week, aside from that retarded squirrel look. which you've nailed like a $2 whore.
Marty: Our research shows us that the youth market responds to single syllable men's names. United has Ted, Apple has Mac. There's even some guy out there with a list called "Craig".
Sam: I'm in charge of a new youth-oriented low cost airline. I start working on it tonight.
Sully: I don't know, kids flying airplanes? That can't end well.
Meryl: You're only young once, Sam. Live life. Drink wine. Eat breakfast off Steve McQueen's ass while Allie McGraw pours wax on herself in a corner.
Sam: I don't know who they are, but I'm pretty sure I can't do all that and still have this job.
Jenna: My life is the road, Sammy, not the sky.
Jenna: I don't know. I've been drunk since January.
Sam: You're really nuts, huh?
Jenna: You have no idea.
Keith (Adam Brody): This is my boyfriend, Steven. But if my dad asks, he's my roommate. That I have sex with.
Russ: Dude, what happened? I totally set you up. All you had to do was spike the ball.
Sam: I was nervous. Everyone was staring at me.
Sam on the phone: Yeah, I'm looking for something that says "I understand your culture, now let me land planes in you."
Sam: $900? Did you try to bargain?
Darcy: Of course I did. He's a meth addict. He started at $86 million.
Russ: Sam, use the company card. Spend whatever you need!
Meryl: Which means—
Russ: $60 bucks US.
Sam: I'm doing a clinical trial and getting mad side effects. And that's not street talk.
Russ: You liked Waco, Texas?
Sikander: I loved it. Bush country. My people.
Russ: So how is customer service there?
Sikander: Basically a lynch mob.
Appenhuizen: So what are you guys getting the old man for his birthday?
Exec 2: I'm getting him a jet ski.
Exec 3: Round of golf with Tiger Woods.
Sikander: Walk on part in the hit television show 24.
Sikander: What, you don't know 24? Oh sure. It's an hour-long drama starring Keifer Sutherland as a maverick anti-terrorism agent. Very real. Every time you watch it, the FBI calls.
Sam: No no, I know what 24 is. It's propping up a network.
Sam: How come you can fold laundry so perfect but your life is such a mess?
Sully: Don't get me wrong, here, I'm high as a kite, bro. I'm zooming. So big. Wasted!
Sam: I have to get that bird back to Zimbabwe otherwise they'll close down freight and take away my car!
Russ: Close down freight?
Sam: And take away my car!
Darcy: I just sprained my neck and fractured my wrist in six places.
Sam: Well you're gonna have to stay out of those places.
Darcy: We're done with that.
Sam: I thought we might be.
Sully: You're going to show these to kids? Why don't you just tell them there's a bear in their closet that brushes their hair while they're sleeping.
Derek: Woah. Who is this creepy little lizard?
Sam: You think it's creepy? But she's wearing pink shoes.
Derek: So does my uncle Frank but he still rubs up against people on the El.
Meryl: So you pushed a girl down the stairs. Next time just say "I'm really sorry." Don't try and make her dreams come true, Cupcake. You're not the Wizard of Oz. You're just a friend of Dorothy.
Sam: What is this? Is this collusion?
Russ: No, that was outlawed in 1978. This is called free market price fixing.
Meryl: I'm not allowed to attend those lunches.
Sam: What, because you're a woman?
Meryl: No, Sam. Because I'm black.
Sully: If I was a little white girl in short pants I'd be sold out by noon. But no. I'm creepy. And shirtless. I'm a sex offender!
Russ: Nothing like dropping one drink into another drink to make you feel like a man.
Russ: We have homeland security here to talk about their newest and most expensive technology. Too bad it's never going to work.
Homeland Security Guy: Professor St. James!
Homeland Security Guy: I don't know if you remember, but I attended your history of aviation class ten years ago.
Meryl: Oh. I remember you now. You sat in the front row, right?
Homeland Security Guy: Not gonna lie. I had a crush on you.
Meryl: Then I'm not going to lie. I don't remember you.
Sam: Isn't that kind of selling out the airline a little bit?
Russ: Ah, no. It would be selling out the airline a lotta bit.
Meryl: I know the Stride rep is a girl and you're in your girl phase right now, but this is business.
Sully: Order fondue. No one gets angry over fondue. Why do you think the French never fight.
Sam: Actually, the French do fight. They've been in three major wars in the last century.
Sully: Okay just ease up there, Wikipedia.
Derek: So you're Swedish. What's that like?