The Gamekeeper

Carter: I like what they’ve done to the place.
O’Neill: I’m not so sure I like what the place has done to them.

Kawalsky: Why are you acting so spooked, Jack?
O’Neill: Maybe because I am. You’re both supposed to be dead.

Colonel John: This ain’t the one that you and me die on.
O’Neill: As a matter of fact this is the one that you die on.

Carter: Daniel, what’s going on?
Jackson: This can’t be real.
Carter: Who are these people?
Jackson: They’re my parents.

The Keeper (Dwight Schultz): You must try another alternative.
Jackson: No.
The Keeper: You would allow your parents to suffer an awful death?
Jackson: I won’t play your game.
The Keeper: You are an obstinate race.

The Keeper: We cannot leave our chambers. The world outside is uninhabitable. It has been poisoned and desecrated.
Teal’c: You are mistaken. Your planet is a fertile garden world.
The Keeper: It is you who are mistaken, my alien friend. Our planet was destroyed by a chemical disaster one thousand and twenty-two years ago.

Carter: Didn’t that seem just a little too easy?
O’Neill: Yes it did. Let’s go home.

O’Neill: General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smart ass, are you cracked?

Hammond: Sit down, Colonel.
O’Neill: I don’t think so, bucko. The jig’s up. We’re on to you.

O’Neill: We’re still on PJ7-989. It’s a fake environment.
Kawalsky: Is that really so bad? I mean come on, haven’t you people missed me at all?

Jackson: Where are we going?
O’Neill: Back through the Gate to show them what their planet looks like. In our memories. Before the virtual reality…. Leave me alone.

The Keeper: They are ruining everything! Did you know they are actually picking the flowers!