Jackson: Anyway I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how I feel about it. What do you think?

Teal'c: Major Carter, have we not been previously briefed concerning this matter?
O'Neill: I was just going to say that.

Carter: Coronal Mass Emissions, I was just about to bring it up.
O'Neill: There you go! How would I know that?
Carter: Maybe you read my report?
Jackson: Maybe he read your report?

Jackson: I was looking forward to meeting him.
O'Neill: You did! You got along swell. Anyway, at some point a beam shot out from the ruins around the altar and hit the Stargate.
Teal'c: There was a blinding flash of light.
O'Neill: And then I was back in the commissary eating my Froot Loops.

O'Neill: Should've seen that coming.

Hammond: You realize this is a little difficult for me to accept.
O'Neill: Hey, if it was just me I'd agree. But what about Teal'c? Come on, is this the face of a crazy man? ... Bad example.

O'Neill: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
Jackson: Uh... I do.
O'Neill: Bad example.

O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?

Jackson: Anyway I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how I feel about it. What do you think?
O'Neill: Ask me tomorrow.

Teal'c: O'Neill. Should we not be assisting Daniel Jackson in the translation?
O'Neill: I'm taking this loop off.

Jack is about to hit a golf ball through the Stargate.
Hammond: Colonel O'Neill, what the hell are you doing?!
O'Neill: In the middle of my back swing?!