O'Neill: Land of sky blue waters... loofas... "Ya sure, you betcha, snookums"... mosquitoes... home of the loon...

Markov: The sub is Swiss.
Jackson: So they occasionally catch fire, but they keep perfect time. pause. Sorry. I think I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much.

O'Neill: I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower.
Hammond: Permission to shower granted. In fact, I insist on it, Colonel.
O'Neill: Bad?
Jackson: I wasn't going to say anything...