O'Neill: How long?
For what?
O'Neill: All of it. How long?
Jackson: Uh well. Days. Weeks. Months, maybe, of meticulous, tedious boring... you know, tediousness. Ah... I could just keeping working now. By lunch at least.

O'Neill: Carter, any idea what this thing is yet?
Carter: No sir. But the technology's very advanced.
O'Neill: So, what? Two hours.
Carter: Very advanced.

Fraiser: Make sure you come back if you start speaking an alien language.
Carter: I'm sure I'll have no choice.

Hammond: Until Dr. Fraiser advises otherwise, I'm ordering you to take it easy.
Carter: Take it easy?
O'Neill: Yeah. You've been a little tense.
Carter: Tense? Me? I'm not tense. Am I? When did you first notice?
O'Neill: As we met.

O'Neill: Take up golf. Fly a kite. Knit something.

Carter: How did you get in here?
Orlin (Sean Patrick Flanery): I won't hurt you.
Carter: No, I'll hurt you if you come any closer.
Orlin: Please don't. I just want to talk to you.
Carter: About what?
Orlin: It's complicated.

Carter: Who are you?
Orlin: My name is Orlin. I'm from the planet you just visited. I followed you back through the Stargate.

Carter: Please don't say "take it easy."
O'Neill: Take care.

Jackson: How's Sam?
O'Neill: Absolutely no evidence of her "secret friend".
Jackson: How's Sam?
O'Neill: Hammond recommended a psych evaluation.
Teal'c: Do you believe Captain Carter has become unstable?
O'Neill: No more than the rest of us.

Orlin: Things have been going well between us, right?
Carter: There is no "us", Orlin. I don't see how there ever could be.
Orlin: That's just because we both used to live on different planes of existence.

O'Neill: So. Now what?
Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello.
O'Neill: Call Daniel.

Colonel Simmons (John de Lancie): Need I remind you, Dr. Jackson, the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against?
Jackson: Oh, could you? I mean, go slow.

Orlin: You wouldn't believe the things you can make from the common, simple things laying around your planet. Which reminds me. You're going to need a new microwave.