Jackson: I like what you're doing with the place. Sort of Jaffa chic with a West African flair.
Teal'c: I have discovered there are many programs on television which offer advice in the area of home design and decoration.

Pete Shanahan (David Deluise): So. How are things in the galaxy?
Carter: You know I can't talk about work.
Pete: Sorry. I'm still getting used to the fact that my girlfriend's a superhero.

Doug: You better check yourself. Before you get hurt.
Teal'c: I have checked. I suggest you leave.

Carter: Teal'c, how do Jaffa couples handle their problems?
Teal'c: On Chulak, a dispute between a man and woman that can not be resolved necessitates a pledge break. It must be requested by one and granted by the other.
Jackson: And if that doesn't work?
Teal'c: A weapon is required.

Carter: Krista's boyfriend was found dead in her apartment.
Jackson: What? What happened?
Carter: We don't have all the details yet, but according to Kendrick, preliminary evidence indicates that Teal'c may have been responsible.
Jackson: That's impossible.
Carter: That's what I said. Unfortunately we can't ask him about it because he's missing. So's Krista. As of right now, Teal'c is wanted for kidnapping and murder.