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Season One
Season Two
- Bart Gets an F
- Simpson and Delilah
- Treehouse of Horror
- Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
- Dancin' Homer
- Dead Putting Society
- Bart vs. Thanksgiving
- Bart the Daredevil
Season 3
- Stark Raving Dad
- Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
- When Flanders Failed
- Bart the Murderer
- Homer Defined
- Like Father, Like Clown
- Treehouse of Horror II
- Lisa's Pony
Season 4
- Kamp Krusty
- A Streetcar Named Marge
- Homer the Heretic
- Lisa the Beauty Queen
- Treehouse of Horror III
- Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
- Marge Gets a Job
- New Kid on the Block
Season 5
- Homer's Barbershop Quartet
- Cape Feare
- Homer Goes to College
- Rosebud
- Treehouse of Horror IV
- Marge on the Lam
- Bart's Inner Child
- Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
Season 6
- Bart of Darkness
- Lisa's Rival
- Another Simpsons Clip Show
- Itchy & Scratchy Land
- Sideshow Bob Roberts
- Treehouse of Horror V
- Bart's Girlfriend
- Lisa on Ice
- Homer Badman
Season 7
- Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
- Radioactive Man
- Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
- Bart Sells His Soul
- Lisa the Vegetarian
- Treehouse of Horror VI
- King-Size Homer
- Mother Simpson
- Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Season 8
- Treehouse of Horror VII
- You Only Move Twice
- The Homer They Fall
- Burns, Baby Burns
- Bart After Dark
- A Milhouse Divided
- Lisa's Date with Density
- Hurricane Neddy
- El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
Season 9
- The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
- The Principal and the Pauper
- Lisa's Sax
- Treehouse of Horror VIII
- The Cartridge Family
- Bart Star
- The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
- Lisa the Skeptic
- Realty Bites
Season 10
- Lard of the Dance
- The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
- Bart the Mother
- Treehouse of Horror IX
- When You Dish Upon a Star
- D'oh-in in the Wind
- Lisa Gets an A
- Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble
- Mayored to the Mob
Season 11
- Beyond Blunderdome
- Brother's Little Helper
- Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
- Treehouse of Horror X
- E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
- Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
- Eight Misbehavin'
- Take My Wife, Sleaze
Season 12
- Treehouse of Horror XI
- A Tale of Two Springfields
- Insane Clown Poppy
- Lisa the Tree Hugger
- Homer vs. Dignity
- The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
- The Great Money Caper
- Skinner's Sense of Snow
- HOMR
- Pokey Mom
- Worst Episode Ever
- Tennis the Menace
- Day of the Jackanapes
- New Kids on the Blecch
- Hungry, Hungry Homer
- Bye Bye Nerdie
- Simpson Safari
- Trilogy of Error
- I'm Goin' to Praiseland
- Children of a Lesser Clod
- Simpsons Tall Tales
Season 13
- Treehouse of Horror XII
- The Parent Rap
- Homer the Moe
- A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
- The Blunder Years
- She of Little Faith
- Brawl in the Family
- Sweets and Sour Marge
Season 14
- Treehouse of Horror XIII
- How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
- Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
- Large Marge
- Helter Shelter
- The Great Louse Detective
- Special Edna
- The Dad Who Knew Too Little
Season 15
- Treehouse of Horror XIV
- My Mother the Carjacker
- The President Wore Pearls
- The Regina Monologues
- The Fat and the Furriest
- Today I Am a Clown
- 'Tis the Fifteenth Season
- Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays
Season 16
- Treehouse of Horror XV
- All's Fair in Oven War
- Sleeping with the Enemy
- She Used to Be My Girl
- Fat Man and Little Boy
- Midnight Rx
- Mommie Beerest
- Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
Season 17
- Bonfire of the Manatees
- The Girl Who Slept Too Little
- Milhouse of Sand and Fog
- Treehouse of Horror XVI
- Marge's Son Poisoning
- See Homer Run
- The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
Season 18
- The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer
- Jazzy and the Pussycats
- Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em
- Treehouse of Horror XVII
- G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)
- Moe'N'a Lisa
- Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)
- The Haw-Hawed Couple
Season 19
- He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
- Homer of Seville
- Midnight Towboy
- I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
- Treehouse of Horror XVIII
- Little Orphan Millie
- Husbands and Knives
- Funeral for a Fiend
Season 20
- Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes
- Lost Verizon
- Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
- Treehouse of Horror XIX
- Dangerous Curves
- Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
- Mypods and Boomsticks
- The Burns and the Bees
Season 21
- Homer the Whopper
- Bart Gets a 'Z'
- The Great Wife Hope
- Treehouse of Horror XX
- The Devil Wears Nada
- Pranks and Greens
- Rednecks and Broomsticks
- O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Season 22
- Elementary School Musical
- Loan-a Lisa
- MoneyBART
- Treehouse of Horror XXI
- Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life
- The Fool Monty
- How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?
- The Fight Before Christmas
Season 23
- The Falcon and the D'ohman
- Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
- Treehouse of Horror XXII
- Replaceable You
- The Food Wife
- The Book Job
- The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants
Season 24
- Moonshine River
- Treehouse of Horror XXIII
- Adventures in Baby Getting
- Gone Abie Gone
- Penny-Wiseguys
- A Tree Grows in Springfield
- The Day the Earth Stood Cool
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