Quotes from Psych
Carlton “Lassie” Lassiter (Timothy Omundson)
Season Four
Episode List
Extradition: British Columbia
Carlton Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): Thanks for letting me use your miles.
Juliet O'Hara (Maggie Lawson):Thanks for bringing me along.
Lassiter: If I didn't bring you along, you wouldn't let me use your miles.
Juliet: Still, it was really sweet.
Lassiter: Hello, Despereaux. I bet you're not too happy to see me right about now, are you?
Despereaux: I have absolutely no idea who you are.
Dykstra: Your boss is really good.
Lassiter: I do not work for him.
Juliet: It just seems that way sometimes.
He Dead
1989
Present Day
High Noon-ish
1989
Present Day
The Devil's in the Details... and the Upstairs Bedroom
1989
Present Day
Shawn Has the Yips
1989
Present Day
Bollywood Homicide
1989
Present Day
High Top Fade-Out
1989
Present Day
Let's Get Hairy
1989
Present Day
Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark
1989
Present Day
You Can't Handle This Episode
1989
Present Day
Thrill Seekers and Hell-Raisers
1989
Present Day
A Very Juliet Episode
1989
Present Day
Death Is in the Air
Lassiter: Woah! Take it easy, slugger. What are we dating?
Lassiter: You're not trained in covert surveillance.
Shawn: Really? What part of training is announcing our presence with a megaphone?
Lassiter: Just go hide in a bathroom and stay out of our way.
Shawn: Alright we'll go. But not because you told us to. Gus has to tinkle.
Lassiter about Lake Victoria: I used to practice figure skating there when I was little. {pause} I mean ice hockey.
Shawn: What are you, Michael Vick?
Lassiter: I'm not going to shoot him! He doesn't know that.
Shawn: He doesn't know anything. He's a dog.
Think Tank
1989
Present Day
The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode
1989
Present Day
Mr. Yin Presents...
1989
Present Day