Quotes from Homicide : Life on the Street
The Heart of a Saturday Night
Ravens. Who names a football team after an Edgar Allan Poe story?
Pembleton: You and I, we have nothing in common.
Kellerman: What are you talking about? We're both stuck here in the squadroom, we're both pissed off about it. I'd say we have something in common.
Pembleton: You are accused of a crime. Not me. You.
Kellerman: So I'm like a class below you, is that what you're saying?
Kellerman: Screw you, Frank. You know something? You're not just arrogant. You're vain. You're like a pretty girl who never wants to show the bad side of her face.
Pembleton: By the way, Kellerman. You're okay by me.
Kellerman: I just want you to know that I'm here for you. if you want a hug, I'd be happy to give you one.
Bayliss: A hug?
Bayliss: Do you and Lewis hug?
Bayliss: A lot?
Kellerman: No, not a lot.
Bayliss: But enough.
Kellerman: What do you mean?
Bayliss: Well, do you want Lewis to hug you more?
Kellerman: Forget I brought this up.
Bayliss: No, no, no. You brought up the hugging thing.
Bayliss: I'm a detective, Frank. I'm a keen observer of the human condition. I pick up on the subtlest clues, I react to the slightest suggestion. In short, I deduct.
Pembleton: Who told you?
Tim Bayliss: Brodie.
Lewis: ...He told me, don't you ever let some knucklehead stand on your corner and shame you. 'Cause once you've done that, you're done as a beat cop. So what he suggested I do, was that I take out my billy club and smack him upside the head so hard that everybody who heard it knows who had the last word. Luther, you're on my corner.
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Pembleton: Wait wait wait. That doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense. What does life and homicide have to do with each other?
Brodie: I wanted to juxtapose life and death. You know, the yin and the yang. Homicide is so negative.
Pembleton: Yes it is. It doesn't get much more negative than homicide.
Munch: Mean Streets? What, are you ripping off Scorsese?
Brodie: I wasn't ripping him off. I respect the man, but he doesn't hold a candle to the great documentary filmmakers like Robert Frank or Kenny Baker, Maysles Brothers, Ken Burns.
Munch: Oh yeah. Ken Burns. He's the only guy ever to manage to make something more boring than a baseball game. A documentary about baseball.
Howard: Pretty tough room, Brodie. Are you sure you want to do this?
Brodie: An artist has to be fearless, Kay. There's fearless and then there's crazy.
Pembleton: Shame on you, Brodie. You are a sick and twisted soul.
Brodie: Not as twisted as Mr. Jackson.
Kellerman: You sure you want me with you?
Bayliss: Yeah sure, why not?
Kellerman: I don't know. Uh, last time we worked together you were kind of snarky.
Kellerman: Yeah, snarky. You know, from the ancient Greek, meaning butthead.
Pembleton: Okay, we got multiple chest wounds, an open door... and a weapon halfway across the living room.
Cox: It's going to be hell writing this one up as a suicide, I'll tell you that much.
Gee: That's what they tell someone in prison just before they punk them. Are you trying to punk me here?
Pembleton: You know, sometimes you're funny. Then there's now.