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Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick)

Season One

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Isabel Coates : Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central.
Chuck: Good. Things were getting a little dull around here.

Chuck: I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you get a drink they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena: You just love it when a girl talks to you.
Chuck: Actually I prefer it when they're not talking.
Serena: Hm. I've missed your witty banter.

Nate: That kid popped you pretty good, huh? Never mess with a guy's sister.
Chuck: If I knew his name I'd hunt him down and kill him.
Nate: What, 'cause you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
Nate: I'm just saying: death by scarf. Not that intimidating.

Chuck: Looks like it's just you and me. Apparently my room's available.

Chuck: Heard about the field hockey throwdown. All those mouth guards and short skirts. I hope somebody filmed it.
Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why you called.

Blair: No one likes to be on the groundfloor of a scandal like Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I am a bitch when I want to be.

Blair: What is she doing there?
Chuck: What is anyone doing there. It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted.
Blair: You must have your own wing.
Chuck: You don't get nearly enough credit for your wit.

Chuck: Who brought the sasquatch?
Nate: Isn't that Carter Baizen? I haven't seen him since the eighth grade when he was in the tenth. He looks intense.
Chuck: Are you high? He looks like Matthew McConaughey between movies.

Chuck: As much as I love the speech about not needing material things from a guy who has that much product in his hair, this party is about excess. Not exposition. Stop talking.

Chuck: So what exactly are you looking for?
Nate: Evidence.
Chuck: Of what? The Captain's dislike of starchy shirts? I totally sympathize. The collars chafe.

Chuck: Nathaniel. Your position in my esteem has been replaced by your voicemail.

Chuck: What's on your mind?
Nate: It's my mom.
Chuck: Sounds Freudian.

Nate: I just don't get it, I organized everything the way she likes it. I mean, I even made sure sure my bowtie matched her dress.
Chuck: Like the book says, she's just not that into you.

Blair: Isn't there someone else you could torture?
Chuck: Probably. But I choose you.

Blair: So we all know how this works.
Chuck: No one talks, no one gets into trouble.
Nate: Who did break in, anyway?
Chuck: Guess we don't have to worry about Nate cracking under pressure.

Serena; Okay, let's get one thing straight. Our parents may be insisting on blending our households, but. I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.

Lily: Oh, don't put your dirty package on the table.
Chuck: If I had a dime for every time I've heard that.
Bart: That's enough, Chuck.

Serena: What the hell's your problem?
Chuck: Specify the context.

Blair: We've seen you with vomit and hanging out with investment bankers in the men's room of PJ Clarke's. You don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate: She's right Serena. None of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Nate: I had sex with you at a wedding. Once.
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass.

Chuck: What's gotten into you?
Blair: What if I told you I knew where Georgina Sparks was right now?
Chuck: I'd say let's get the bitch.

Chuck: Girls you don't know how thankful I am to have finally found a use for geometry in my daily life.

Nate: You're not going to the White Party? C'mon. Pretty girls. White dresses.
Chuck: Unless there's a sprinkler I don't care.

Eric: So you're basically using Blair's system to screen potential dates.
Chuck: Think of it as an early application process. There's so many slots in Chuck Bass’ social calendar. It'll save me a ton of time.
Eric: Seems a bit impersonal.
Chuck: Thank you.

Dan: Who knew there was a sex club behind the White Castle? And "beer before liquor". How do you know so many twins?
Chuck: Twins find me.

Chuck: Isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.

Chuck: Did you have a reason for coming here? Because if it was to insult me there's a web site you can go to.

Chuck: You knew Joe Kennedy?
Horace: Used to come in here all the time. Had a girl up the street. I was nine years old. Sellin' papers out front. Rumor has it he kept this place in booze during Prohibition. So you like Ol' Joe?
Chuck: Rum runner. Womanizer. Millionaire. He was my kinda guy.
Horace: They all used to come here here back in the day. Gangsters. Fighters. Musicians. Dangerous folks, no doubt. They had style. Something tells me you'd fit right in.
Chuck: That's possibly the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Chuck: I gave you a shot. And while your efforts were admirable, I'm bored. And you've ruined my pants. Goodnight, Blair.

Chuck: Well. What do we have here? Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Chuck.
Emma: Bass. Oh my god. I read about you on Gossip Girl. You're like the Devil.
Chuck: Finally. Some truth in advertising.

Eric: You're home.
Chuck: My plans for the evening got held up at customs.

Eric: We want you here. I just lost my stepfather. I don't want to lose my brother too.
Chuck: When are you going to get it? We are not related.

Eric: Welcome back. How was Thailand?
Chuck: I honestly don't remember.
Eric: You should come home, Chuck.
Chuck: I think I'll take the view from above. It was nice having you as my little brother.

Lawyer: Now Charles, your uncle Jack Bass is your closest living relative has been named as your legal guardian. Are you comfortable with this?
Chuck: Curfew?
Jack: No.
Chuck: Girls sleeping over.
Jack: Yes. Please.
Chuck: I'll allow it.

Jack: Chuck, this letter represents your father's final words.
Blair: Your dad wrote you a letter? You have to read it.
Nate: Yeah, aren't you curious to know what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. "You're a disappointment of a son." "I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already." "Why do you wear so much purple."

Dorota: I'm sorry but Miss Blair very specific. No tell Miss Serena, no tell Mr. Chuck. But if Mr. Chuck come tell him Mr. Carter more attentive to woman's—
Chuck: Enough! I'm not going to play "Where's Waldorf" all night.

A prepubescent girl answers the door: May I help you?
Chuck: Great. Looks like Polanski's in town.

Oh Blair. I think you've had too much to drink.
Blair: Oh. You would know. Three DUIs now, is it? Not that I blame you. Her way to escape the whispers that you made your money in adult entertainment websites.
Chuck stepping in: Sorry everyone. Pulls Blair away.
Blair: Bye!
Chuck to the porn impresario: Big fan of your sites.

Vanessa: I came to you because I wanted to do something besides feel sorry for myself. But all it's been is sleazy platitudes and... you staring at my boobs.
Chuck: I came up with several excellent ideas. You shot most of them down.
Vanessa: Yeah, because they all involved leaking a Chuck/Vanessa sex tape to the internet.
Chuck: We don't have to leak the tape if you don't want to.

Jenny: Don't you have a guest to attend to?
Chuck: It appears I already did. A year ago. Probably should have noticed in the elevator. How many women could put their legs behind their—

Chuck to Jenny: I never apologized for what happened last year. I deeply regret my actions of that night. If you ever do move in here I'll make sure I'm not around.

Chuck: If you needed to mark your territory so badly Nathaniel, maybe you should just pee on her.

Chuck: Hang tight. Blair and I will be there as soon as we can. Actually since my limo's gone that might be awhile.

Chuck: Do you have a glass in this thing?
Cabbie: No, man. What do you think this is?

Georgina: Where's Blair?
Chuck: I agreed to give you a ride. That's all. Meals were not included.
Georgina: I told you, I just want to apologize. One of the most sacred acts is the ritual of forgiveness.
Chuck: Why is it when you say "ritual" I think human sacrifice?

Serena: Chuck why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her. I can't make her happy.

 

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