Quotes from Gossip Girl
Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester)
Season One
- Episode 1 : Pilot
- Episode 2 : The Wild Brunch
- Episode 3 : Poison Ivy
- Episode 4 : Bad News Blair
- Episode 5 : Dare Devil
- Episode 6 : The Handmaiden’s Tale
- Episode 7 : Victor, Victrola
- Episode 8 : Seventeen Candles
- Episode 9 : Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
- Episode 10 : Hi, Society
- Episode 11 : Roman Holiday
- Episode 12 : School Lies
- Episode 13 : The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
- Episode 14 : The Blair Bitch Project
- Episode 15 : Desperately Seeking Serena
- Episode 16 : All About My Brother
- Episode 17 : Woman on the Verge
- Episode 18 : Much “I Do” About Nothing
Season Two
- Episode 1 : Summer, Kind of Wonderful
- Episode 2 : Never Been Marcused
- Episode 3 : The Dark Night
- Episode 4 : The Ex-Files
- Episode 5 : The Serena Also Rises
- Episode 6 : New Haven Can Wait
- Episode 7 : Chuck in Real Life
- Episode 8 : Prêt-à-Poor J
- Episode 9 : There Might Be Blood
- Episode 10 : Bonfire of the Vanity
- Episode 11 : The Magnificent Archibalds
- Episode 12 : It's a Wonderful Lie
- Episode 13 : O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
- Episode 14 : In the Realm of the Basses
- Episode 15 : Gone with the Will
- Episode 16 : You’ve Got Yale!
- Episode 17 : Carnal Knowledge
- Episode 18 : The Age of Dissonance
- Episode 19 : The Grandfather
- Episode 20 : Remains of the J
- Episode 21 : Seder Anything
- Episode 22 : Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
- Episode 23 : The Wrath of Con
- Episode 24 : The Valley Girls
- Episode 25 : The Goodbye Gossip Girl
Season Three
- Episode 1 : Reversals of Fortune
- Episode 2 : The Freshmen
- Episode 3 : The Lost Boy
- Episode 4 : Dan de Fleurette
- Episode 5 : Rufus Getting Married
- Episode 6 : Enough About Eve
- Episode 7 : How To Succeed in Bassness
- Episode 8 : The Grandfather: Part II
- Episode 9 : They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?
- Episode 10 : The Last Days of Disco Stick
- Episode 11 : The Treasure of Serena Madre
- Episode 12 : The Debarted
- Episode 13 : The Hurt Locket
- Episode 14 : The Lady Vanished
- Episode 15 : The Sixteen-Year-Old Virgin
- Episode 16 : The Empire Strikes Jack
- Episode 17 : Inglourious Bassterds
- Episode 18 : The Unblairable Lightness of Being
- Episode 19 : Dr. Estrangeloved
- Episode 20 : It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World
- Episode 21 : Ex-Husbands and Wives
- Episode 22 : Last Tango, Then Paris
Season Four
- Episode 1 : Belles de Jour
- Episode 2 : Double Identity
- Episode 3 : The Undergraduates
- Episode 4 : Touch of Eva
- Episode 5 : Goodbye, Columbia
- Episode 6 : Easy J
- Episode 7 : War at the Roses
- Episode 8 : Juliet Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
- Episode 9 : The Witches of Bushwick
- Episode 10 : Gaslit
- Episode 11 : The Townie
- Episode 12 : The Kids Are Not All Right
- Episode 13 : Damien Darko
- Episode 14 : Panic Roommate
- Episode 15 : It-Girl Happened One Night
- Episode 16 : While You Weren't Sleeping
- Episode 17 : Empire of the Son
- Episode 18 : The Kids Stay in the Picture
- Episode 19 : Petty in Pink
- Episode 20 : The Princesses and the Frog
- Episode 21 : Shattered Bass
- Episode 22 : The Wrong Goodbye
Season Five
- Episode 1 : Yes, Then Zero
- Episode 2 : Beauty and the Feast
- Episode 3 : The Jewel of Denial
- Episode 4 : Memoirs of an Invisible Dan
- Episode 5 : The Fasting and the Furious
- Episode 6 : I am Number Nine
- Episode 7 : The Big Sleep No More
- Episode 8 : All the Pretty Sources
- Episode 9 : Rhodes to Perdition
- Episode 10 : Riding in Town Cars with Boys
- Episode 11 : The End of the Affair?
- Episode 12 : Father and the Bride
- Episode 13 : G.G.
- Episode 14 : The Backup Dan
- Episode 15 : Crazy, Cupid, Love
- Episode 16 : Cross Rhodes
- Episode 17 : The Princess Dowry
- Episode 18 : Con Heir
- Episode 19 : It Girl, Interrupted
- Episode 20 : Salon of the Dead
- Episode 21 : Despicable B
- Episode 22 : Raiders of the Lost Art
- Episode 23 : The Fugitives
- Episode 24 : The Return of the Ring