DJ (Joel Hodgson): Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling "Disco sucks?" What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock 'n' roll" teaches you?
Ken: No, it teaches me that disco sucks!

Daniel: A dwarf? I don't want to be a dwarf. I wanted to be like a ninja or a fighter.

Daniel: All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos.
Bill: Carlos the dwarf?
Daniel: Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?

Harold: You're not lying, are you, Sam?
Sam: No.
Harold: 'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you?
Sam: They end up getting killed in jail.
Harold: Right.

Mrs. Bronner: Ladies, I'm not joking. Put out those cigarettes.
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were joking.

Neal: Does his mom know you?
Bill: I don't know. I never met her.

Lindsay: I don't know. Rosso's okay. And why would you want to ruin a mailbox?
Ken: I don't know. We gotta blow up something.