Mr. Weir: Sure Lindsay. You can see The Who. And you can go see The Stones at Altamont.

Ken: I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal.

Lindsay: Are you copying Ken's homework?
Kim: Trying to. He writes like a mental patient.

Neal: He's a gym teacher. There's no upward mobility.

Mr. Weir: Alright, fine. Just keep those boys away from your accordion.