Jack: Okay, okay, I've got you!
Rose: Who's got me? Who's got me and, you know, how?
Jack: I'm just programming your descent pattern. Stay as still as you can and keep your hands and feet inside the light field.
Rose: Descent pattern?
Jack: Oh, and can you switch off your cellphone? No, seriously. It interferes with my instruments.
Rose: You know, no one ever believes that.
Jack: Thank you. Much better.
Rose: Oh yeah, that's real load off, that is. I'm hanging in the sky in the middle of a German air raid with a Union Jack across my chest, but hey! My mobile phone's off!

Captain Jack: Ready for you. Hold tight!
Rose: To what?
Captain Jack: Fair point.

Jack: Are you all right?
Rose: Fine. Why, are you expecting me to faint or something?
Jack: You look a little dizzy.
Rose: What about you? You're not even in focus. she faints.

Rose: So, um, who're you supposed to be then?
Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. 133 Squadron, Royal Air Force. American volunteer.
Rose: Liar. This is psychic paper. It tells me whatever you want it to tell me.
Jack: How do you know?
Rose: Two things. One, I have a friend that uses this all the time. And two, you just handed me a piece of paper telling me you're single and you work out.
Jack: Tricky thing, psychic paper.
Rose: Yeah. can't let your mind wander when you're handing it over.
Jack: Oh. You sort of have a boyfriend called Mickey Smith but you consider yourself to be footloose and fancy free.
Rose: Wha'?
Jack: Actually, the word you use is "available".
Rose: No way.
Jack: And another one: "very".

Jack: The London Blitz is great for self-cleaners. Pompeii's nice if you want to make a vacation of it though. But you gotta set your alarm for Volcano Day.

Jack: I don't know what's happening here, but believe me, I had nothing to do with it.
The Doctor: I'll tell you what's happening. You forgot to set your alarm clock. It's Volcano Day.

The Doctor: Sonic Blaster. 54th century. Weapons factory at Villengard?
Jack: You've been to the factories?
The Doctor: Once.
Jack: Well they're gone now. Destroyed. Main reactor went critical. Vaporized the lot.
The Doctor: Like I said: once. There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.

The Doctor: Go now! Don't drop the banana!
Jack: Why not?
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!

Jack: Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic."?
The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?

The Doctor: Come on, we're not done yet. Assets! Assets!
Jack: Well, I've got a banana and in a pinch you could put up some shelves.

The Doctor: We were talking about dancing.
Captain Jack: It didn't look like talking.
Rose: Didn't feel like dancing.

Rose: You used to be a Time Agent and now you are trying to con it?
Captain Jack: If it makes me sound any better, it’s not for the money.
Rose: It’s for what?
Captain Jack: Woke up one morning when I was still working for them, found they had stolen two years of my memories. I’d like ’em back.
Rose: They stole your memories?
Captain Jack: Two years of my life: no idea what I did. Your friend over there doesn’t trust me, and for all I know he is right not to.

Jack: Doctor, that bomb— we've got seconds.
Rose: You can teleport us out.
Jack: Not you guys. The Navcom's back online. Gonna take too long to override the protocols.
The Doctor: So it's Volcano Day. Do what you've got to do.
Rose: Jack!

Jack: Okay computer, how long can we keep the bomb in stasis?
Computer: Stasis decaying at 90% cycle. Detonation in three minutes.
Jack: Can we jettison it?
Computer: Any attempt to jettison the device will precipitate detonation. 100% probability.
Jack: We could stick it in an escape pod.
Computer: There is no escape pod on board.
Jack: Okay, see the flaw in that. I'll get in the escape pod.
Computer: There is no escape pod on board.
Jack: Did you check everywhere?
Computer: Affirmative.
Jack: Under the sink!
Computer: Affirmative.
Jack: Okay, out of 100, exactly how dead am I?
Computer: Termination of Captain Jack Harkness in under two minutes. 100% probability.
Jack: Lovely. Thanks. Good to know the numbers.
Computer: You're welcome.
Jack: Okay then. Think we better initiate emergency protocol 417.
Computer: Affirmative.
Jack: Oo. A little too much vermouth. See if I come here again! laughs. Funny thing. Last time I was sentenced to death I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that. Woke up in bed with both my executioners. Lovely couple. They stayed in touch. Can't say that about most executioners. Anyway. Thanks for everything, computer. It's been great.

Rose: Welcome to the TARDIS.
Jack: Much bigger on the inside.
The Doctor: You better be.
Rose: I think what the Doctor is trying to say is, you may cut in.
The Doctor: Rose, I've just remembered.
Rose: What?
The Doctor: I can dance. I can dance!
Rose: Actually, Doctor, I thought Jack might like this dance.
The Doctor: I'm sure he would Rose. I'm absolutely certain. But who with?

Jack about Rose and Mickey: Aw, sweet. Look at these two. How come I never get any of that?
The Doctor: Buy me a drink first.
Jack: Such hard work.
The Doctor: But worth it.

Mickey: So what are you doing in Cardiff and who the hell is Jumpin' Jack Flash? I mean I don't mind you hanging out with big ears up there—
The Doctor: Oy!
Mickey: Look in the mirror. But this guy, I don't know. He's kinda—
Jack: Handsome?
Mickey: More like cheesy.
Jack: Early 21st century slang. Is cheesy good or bad?
Mickey: It's bad.
Jack: But bad means good, isn't that right?
The Doctor: Are you saying I'm not handsome?

Mickey: That old lady's staring.
Jack: Probably wondering what four people could do inside a small wooden box.
Mickey: What are you captain of? The innuendo squad? Jack gives him the universal sign for Whatever.

Jack: See ya in hell.

Jack: She's got a teleport. That's cheating! Now we're never gonna get her.
Rose: Oh, the Doctor's very good at teleports.

Finding himself on What Not to Wear:
We're going to have to find you some new colors. Maybe get rid of that Oklahoma-Farm-Boy thing you've got going on. Just stand still and let the Defabricator work its magic.
Jack: What's the Defabricator? Okay. Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
Absolutely!
Jack: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.

Android 1: And now it's time for the face off.
Jack: What does that mean? Do I get to compete with someone else?
Android 1: No. Like I said, "Face. Off." I think you'd look good with a dog's head.
Android 2: Or maybe no head at all. That would be so outrageous.
Android 1: And we could stitch your legs to the middle of your chest.
Android 2: Nothing is too extreme. It's to die for.
Jack: Hold on, ladies. I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.
Android 1: But you're unarmed.
Android 2: You're naked!
Android 1 : But that's a compact laser deluxe!
Android 1: Where were you hiding that?
Jack: You really don't want to know.

Jack: Well ladies, the pleasure was all mine. Which is the only thing that matters in the end.

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness.
Lynda: Lynda Moss.
Jack: Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss.
The Doctor: You mind flirting outside?
Jack: I was just saying hello.
The Doctor: For you that's flirting.
Lynda: I'm not complaining.
Jack: Muchas gracias. kisses her hand.

Captain Jack: Don't you touch him! Leave him alone! You killed her! Your stupid friggin' game show killed her!

You're not allowed in there. Archive Six is out-of-bounds.
Captain Jack brandishing his guns: Do I look like an out-of-bounds sort of guy?

Captain Jack: Everybody watching? Okay, 3-2-1.
The Doctor: But you killed her.
Captain Jack: Oh, do you think?
Lynda: What the hell was that?
Captain Jack: It's a transmat beam. Not a disintegrator, a secondary transmat system. People don't get killed in the games. They get transported across space. Doctor, Rose is still alive.

Davitch Pavale: Use that, it might contain the final numbers. I kept a log of all the unscheduled transmissions.
Captain Jack: Nice. Thanks. Captain Jack Harkness, by the way.
Davitch Pavale: I'm Davitch Pavale.
Captain Jack: Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale.
The Doctor: There's a time and a place.

Captain Jack: The extrapolator's working. We've got a fully functional force field. Try saying that when you're drunk.

Captain Jack: One minute they're the greatest threat in the Universe, the next minute they vanished out of time and space.
The Doctor: They went off to fight a bigger war. The Time War.
Captain Jack: I thought that was just a legend.
The Doctor: I was there. The war between the Daleks and the Time Lords. With the whole of creation at stake. My people were destroyed, but they took the Daleks with them. I almost thought it was worth it. Now it turns out they died for nothing.

The Doctor: Is that it? Useless! Nul points. It's alright, c'mon out. That force field can hold back anything.
Captain Jack: Almost anything.
The Doctor: Yes, but I wasn't going to tell them that. Thanks.
Captain Jack: Sorry.

Captain Jack: It's been fun, but I guess this is goodbye.
Rose: Don't talk like that. The Doctor's gonna do it. You just, watch him.
Captain Jack: Rose, you are worth fighting for. kisses her. Wish I'd never met you Doctor. I was much better off as a coward. kisses him. to both: See you in hell.

Captain Jack: If you hear fighting up above—if you hear us dying—then tell me that the Daleks aren't real.

The Doctor to the Dalek: The whole universe is in danger if I let you live. D'you see, Jack? That's the decision I've got to make for every living thing. Die as a human or live as a Dalek. What would you do?
Captain Jack: You sent her home. She's safe. Keep working.
Dalek Emperor: But he will exterminate you!
Captain Jack: Never doubted him, never will.

The Doctor: Now you tell me, god of all Daleks, 'cause there's one thing I never worked out. The words Bad Wolf. Spread across time and space. Everywhere. Drawing me in. How'd you manage that?
Dalek Emperor: I did nothing.
The Doctor: Oh c'mon, there's no secrets now, your worship.
Dalek Emperor: They're no part of my design. This is the truth of god.

The Doctor: Jack, how're we doing?
Captain Jack: 495 should be good. I like 495.

Martha: It's a bit odd though. Not very one hundred trillion. That coat's more like World War II.
The Doctor: I think he came with us.
Martha: How d'you mean? He's from Earth?
The Doctor: Must have been clinging to the outside of the TARDIS. All the way through the vortex. Wow, that's very him.
Martha: What, do you know him?
The Doctor: A friend of mine. Used to travel with me.

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.

Martha: But the thing is, how come you left him behind Doctor?
The Doctor: I was busy.
Martha: Is that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear.
Jack: Not if you're blonde.
Martha: Oh she was blonde! Oh, what a surprise.
The Doctor: You two! We're at the end of the Universe. Right at the edge of knowledge itself. And you're busy blogging!

Jack: They must have an atmospheric shell. We should be frozen to death.
The Doctor: Well, Martha and I maybe. Not so sure about you, Jack.

Jack: Oh, don't tell him to put his gun down.
The Doctor: He's not my responsibility.
Jack: And I am? Ha, that makes a change.

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness.
The Doctor: Stop it!
Jack: Can't I say hello to anyone?
Chantho: Chan- I do not protest -tho.
Jack: Maybe later.

Martha: Oh my god. You've got a hand. A hand in a jar. A hand. In a jar. In your bag.
The Doctor: But that's my hand!
Jack: I said I had a Doctor detector.

Jack: So what about those things outside? The Beastie Boys. What are they?

The Doctor: It strikes me, Professor, you've got a room which no man can enter without dying. Is that correct?
The Professor: Yes.
The Doctor: Well. Jack is revived I think I've got just the man.
Jack: Was someone kissing me?

The Doctor: What are you taking your clothes off for?
Jack: I'm going in.
The Doctor: From the looks of it, I'd say the stet radiation doesn't affect clothing, only flesh.
Jack: Well. I look good though. How long have you known?
The Doctor: Ever since I ran away from you. Good luck.

The Doctor: When did you realize it?
Jack: Earth. 1892. Got in a fight on Ellis Island. A man shot me through the heart. Then I woke up.

Jack: In the end I got the message: I'm the man who can never die. And all that time you knew.
The Doctor: That's why I left you behind. It's not easy, just looking at you, Jack. 'Cause you're wrong.
Jack: Thanks.
The Doctor: You are. I can't help it.

Jack: The last thing I remember, back when I was mortal, I was facing three Daleks. Death by extermination. And then I came back to life. What happened?
The Doctor: Rose.
Jack: I thought you'd sent her back home.
The Doctor: She came back. Opened up the heart of the TARDIS and absorbed the Time Vortex itself.
Jack: What does that mean exactly?
The Doctor: No one's ever meant to have that power. If a Time Lord did that he'd become a god—a vengeful god. But she was human. Everything she did was so human. She brought you back to life. But she couldn't control it. She brought you back forever. That is something, I suppose. The final act of the Time War was life.

Jack: I went to her estate in the 90s. Just once or twice. Watched her growing up. Never said hello. Timelines and all that.

The Doctor: Do you want to die?
Jack: This one's a little stuck.
The Doctor: Jack.
Jack: I thought I did. I don't know. But this lot—you see them out here surviving. And that's fantastic!
The Doctor: You might be out there somewhere.
Jack: I could go meet myself.
The Doctor: Well. The only man you're ever going to be happy with.
Jack: This new regeneration, it's kinda cheeky!

The Face of Boe: You Are Not Alone.

Jack: Still, at least we made it. Earth. Twenty-first century by the looks of it. Talk about lucky.
The Doctor: That wasn't luck. That was me.

Jack: The moral is, if you're going to get stuck at the end of the universe, get stuck with an ex-Time Agent and his vortex manipulator.
Martha: But this Master bloke. He's got the TARDIS. He could be anywhere in time and space.
The Doctor: No, he's here. Trust me.

The Doctor: Jack, who are you phoning? You can't tell anyone we're here.
Jack: Just some friends of mine, but there's no reply.
Martha handing him her laptop: Here you go. Any good?
Jack: I can show you the Saxon web site. He's been around for ages.
Martha: That's so weird though. It was the day after the election. That's only four days after I met you.
The Doctor: I've been flying all around the universe while he was here all the time.

Jack: Former Minister of Defence. First came to prominence when he shot down the Racnoss on Christmas Eve. Nice work, by the way.
The Doctor: Oh, thanks.

The Master: You're public enemies number one, two and three. Oh, and you can tell handsome Jack that I've sent his little gang off on a wild goose chase to the Himalayas. So you won't be getting any help from them. Now go on, off you go. Why not start by turning to the right?
The Doctor: He can see us. {disables the CCTV}
The Master: Oh you public menace! Better start running. Go on, run.
The Doctor: He's got control of everything.
Martha: What do we do?
Jack: We've got nowhere to go.
Martha: Doctor, what do we do?
The Master: Run, Doctor. Run for your life!
The Doctor: We run.

Jack: So Doctor, who is he? How come the ancient society of Time Lords created a psychopath?
Martha: And what is he to you? A colleague or—
The Doctor: A friend, at first.
Martha: I thought you were going to say he was your secret brother or something.
The Doctor: You've been watching too much TV.

Jack: Since we're telling stories, um, there's something I haven't told you.

The Doctor: You work for Torchwood?
Jack: I swear to you, it's different, it's changed. There's only a half dozen of us now.
The Doctor: Everything Torchwood did and you're part of it.
Jack: The old regime was destroyed at Canary Wharf. I rebuilt it, I changed it. And when I did that, I did it for you, in your honor.

Vivien Rook: If I haven't returned to my desk by twenty-two hundred this file will be emailed to Torchwood. Which means if you're watching this, then I'm... Anyway, the Saxon files are attached. But take a look at the Archangel document. That's when it all started. When Harry Saxon became minister in charge of watching the Archangel Network.
The Doctor: What's the Archangel Network?
Martha: I've got Archangel. Everyone's got it.
Jack: It's a mobile phone network. 'Cause look, it's gone worldwide. They've got fifteen satellites in orbit. Even the other networks, they're all carried by Archangel.
The Doctor: It's in the phones!

Martha: It's like, I know you're there, but I don't wanna know.
The Doctor: And back again! See. It just shifts your perception a tiny little bit. Doesn't make us invisible, just unnoticed. Oh! I know what's it like: it's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist. That's what it's like.
Jack to Martha: You too, huh?

Martha: I'm going to kill him.
Jack: What say I use the perception filter to walk up behind him and break his neck.
The Doctor: Now that sounds like Torchwood.
Jack: Still a good plan.
The Doctor: He's a Time Lord. Which makes him my responsibility. I'm not here to kill him. I'm here to save him.

Jack: What the hell's he done?
The Doctor: Don't touch it.
Jack: I'm not going to.
Martha: What's he done though? Sounds like it's sick.
The Doctor: It can't be. No no no no no. It can't be.
Martha: Doctor, what is it?
The Doctor: He's cannibalized the TARDIS.
Jack: Is this what I think it is?
The Doctor: It's a paradox machine.

The Doctor: As soon as this hits red it activates. At this speed it'll trigger at two minutes past eight.
Jack: First contact is at eight, then two minutes later...
Martha: What's it for? What does a paradox machine do?
Jack: More important, can you stop it?
The Doctor: Not until I know what it's doing. Touch the wrong bit it'll blow up the solar system.
Martha: Then we've got to get to The Master.
Jack: Yeah, how're we going to stop him?
The Doctor: Oh, I've got a way. Sorry, didn't I mention it? {he grins}

Jack: Teleport.
Martha: I can't.
Jack: We can't stop him. Get out of here. Get out.

Jack: Morning, Tish! Ah, smell that sear air. Makes me long for good old British fish and chips. And what do I get? Cold mash swede. Some hotel. Last time I book over the internet. {she signals him and he winks}

Jack facing a firing squad: Oh, here we go again!

Guard: We can't get in, we'll get slaughtered!
Jack: Yeah. Happens to me a lot. {he runs in}

Jack: So. What do we do with this one?
Clive: We kill him.
Tish: We execute him.
The Doctor: No. That's not the solution.
Francine: Oh, I think so. 'Cause all those things, they still happened because of him. I saw them.
The Master: Go on! Do it!
The Doctor: Francine, you're better than him.

The Master: You still haven't answered the question. What happens to me?
The Doctor: You're my responsibility from now on. The only Time Lord left in existence.
Jack: Yeah, but you can't trust him.
The Doctor: No. The only safe place for him is the TARDIS.

Martha: Time was, every single one of these people knew your name. Now they've all forgotten you.
The Doctor: Good.
Jack: Back to work.
The Doctor: I really don't mind, though. Come with me.
Jack: Had plenty of time to think that past year—the year that never was—and I kept thinking about that team of mine. Like you said, Doctor: "responsibility".
The Doctor: Defending the Earth. Can't argue with that. {he grabs his wrist teleport}
Jack: Hey, I need that!
The Doctor: I can't have you walking around with a time travelling teleport. You could go anywhere. Twice! The second time to apologize.
Jack: And what about me? Can you fix that? Will I ever be able to die?
The Doctor: Nothing I can do. You're an impossible thing, Jack.
Jack: Been called that before. Sir. Ma'am. {he salutes, turns and then} But I keep wondering. What about aging? Because I can't die but I keep getting older. The odd little gray hair, you know. What happens if I live for a million years?
The Doctor: I really don't know.
Jack: Okay, vanity. Sorry. Yeah. Can't help it. Used to be a poster boy, when I was a kid, living in the Boeshane Peninsula. Tiny little place. I was the first one ever to be signed up for the Time Agency. They were so proud of me. The Face of Boe, they called me. Hm. I'll see you. {he runs off leaving the two shell shocked}
The Doctor: No.
Martha: It can't be!
The Doctor: No! Definitely not. No.

Cardiff:
Jack: Gwen! Ianto, you okay?
Ianto: No broken bones. Slight loss of dignity. No change there then.
Gwen: The whole of the city must have felt that! The whole of South Wales.

Jack: Someone's established an atmospheric shell, keeping in the air and holding the heat.
Ianto: Whoever's done this wants the human race alive. That's a plus.

Jack: There's nothing I can do. I'm sorry. We're dead.

Jack: Martha, get out of there!
Martha: I can't Jack! I've got a job to do!
Jack: They're targeting military bases and you're next on the list.

General Sanchez: Put it on. Fast as you can!
Jack: Martha, I'm telling you, don't use Project Indigo. It's not safe!
General Sanchez: You take your orders from UNIT, Dr. Jones. Not from Torchwood!

Ianto: What's Project Indigo?
Jack: Experimental Teleport salvaged from the Sontarans. But they havne't got coordinates or stabilization!
Gwen: So where is she?
Jack: Scattered into atoms. Martha's down.

Harriet Jones: Can anyone hear me? The Subwave Network is open. You should be able to hear my voice. Is there anyone there?
Rose: I know that voice!
Luke: Who's that?
Sarah Jane: Some poor soul calling for help. There's nothing we can do.
Luke: Look at Mr. Smith.
Mr. Smith: Processing incoming subwave.
Harriet Jones: This message is of the utmost importance. We haven't much time. Can anyone hear me?
Gwen: Someone's trying to get in touch.
Jack: The whole world's crying out. Just leave it.
Harriet Jones: Captain Jack Harkness, shame on you! Now stand to attention, sir!
Jack: What!? Who is that?
Harriet Jones: Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.
Jack: Yeah. I know who you are.

Harriet Jones: I thought it was about time we all met given the current crisis. Torchwood, this is Sarah Jane Smith.
Jack: I've been following your work. Nice job with the Slitheen.
Sarah Jane: Yeah well I've been staying away from you lot. Too many guns.
Jack: All the same. Might I say, looking good ma'am.
Sarah Jane: Really? Oo!
Harriet Jones: Not now, Captain.

Jack: Yeah but what we need right now is a weapon. Martha, back at UNIT, what did they give you? What was that key thing?
Martha: The Osterhagen Key.
Harriet Jones: That key is not to be used, Dr. Jones. Not under any circumstances.
Jack: But what is an Osterhagen Key?
Harriet Jones: Forget about the Key, and that's an order. All we need is The Doctor.

Donna: Twenty-seven planets. And there's the Earth. But why couldn't we see it?
The Doctor: The entire Medusa Cascade has been put a second out of sync with the rest of the Universe. Perfect hiding place. Tiny little pocket of time. But we found 'em! Oo! Oo, what's that? Hold on, hold on! some sort of... subwave network.
Jack: Where the hell have you been? Doctor, it's the Daleks!
Gwen: Oh, he's a bit nice. Thought he'd be older.
Ianto: He's not that young.

Gwen: Don't worry about us. We'll be fine.
Jack: You better be.

Rose: I've got you! I missed you. Look, it's me! Look!
The Doctor: Rose.
Rose: Right.
The Doctor: Long time, no see.
Rose: Yes. Been busy, you know. Don't die. Oh my god, don't die! Oh my god, don't die!
Jack: Get him into the TARDIS quick. Move!

Jack: Rose, do as I say and get back. He's dying, and you know what happens next.
Donna: What d'you mean?
Rose: Not now. I came all this way.
Donna: What d'you mean? What happens next?
Jack: It's starting.

Donna to Jack: You can hug me if you want. Jack laughs. No really. You can hug me.

Rose: Daleks.
Jack trying to be flip : Oh god!
The Doctor: It's been good though, hasn't it? All of us. All of it. Everything we did. to Donna: You were brilliant. to Jack: And you were brilliant. to Rose: And you were brilliant. Blimey!

Jack busting in through the air shaft: Just my luck. I climb through two miles of ventilation shafts chasing life signs on this thing and who do I find? Mickey Mouse!
Mickey: You can talk, Captain Cheesecake. {they hug.}
Jack: Good to see you! And that's Beefcake.
Mickey: And that's enough hugging.
Jack: We meet at last, Ms. Smith.
Sarah Jane: There is something we can do. You've got to understand. I've got a son down there on Earth. He's only fourteen years old. I brought this. It was given to me by a Verron soothsayer. He said, "This is for the End of Days."
Jack: Is that a Warp Star?

Rose: So there's three of you. Three Doctors.
Jack: I can't even tell you what I'm thinking right now.

Jack: You know, I'm not sure about UNIT these days. Maybe there's something else you could be doing.

The Doctor: What'll you do?
Mickey: Anything. Brand new life. Just you watch. See ya Boss! running after Jack and Martha. Hey, you two!
Jack: Oh. Thought I got rid of you.

Captain Jack (and Alonzo)
Bartender handing a note to Jack: From the man over there. {Reads: His name is Alonzo}
{Jack and The Doctor salute}
Jack: So Alonzo. Goin' my way?
Alonzo (Russell Tovey): How do you know my name?
Jack: I'm kind of psychic.
Alonzo: Really? Know what I'm thinking right now?
Jack: Oh yeah.