SEASON SEVEN QUOTES
(These are rough as I've had an overabundance of client work. Sorry.)

MR.STRAIGHT GUY PAGEANT
"The Mangeant"

Susan Lucci: I would not like to be in your shoes, Fab Five.
Carson: I'd like to be in your shoes. They're amazing!

Thom about George: He was not a color found in nature.

Carson: It wouldn't be a pageant if there wasn't blood.

I'm pretty sure we turned him gay.
His wife is in the front row. I'm pretty sure we didn't.

Kyan: That was actually a tzjuz.
Carson: That was a moving tzuj.

Carson: Slip into something more heterosexual!
Thom: I'm feeling more straight already. What up, ho?

Thom: Who picked out these plastic dice?
Carson: I think they're playful and ironic!

Married with Cancer Wife: I'm feeling love from my girl in the front row over there.
Carson: Thank you! But I'm over here.

INTERNET GUY

Thom: Carson, she looks like Patsy Cline.
Carson: It's very Peggy Sue Went Bowling.

Thom: If I was having this little fun on a date I would have left already.

Kyan: Wow, this is fun! Woo!

Jai: It just goes to show you: the internet is not real life.