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My Life in Pictures

I CHOOSE TO USE THE APARTMENT FAST FORWARD
A Brief Overview of the Next Few Dwellings

I wish I lived here. It was across the street from my apartment: one of those college kid cookie cutter apartments where you can never really get the tub clean.

There are maybe a dozen identical buildings—and tubs—in the neighborhood.

Not much about the apartment to report, but it was a few blocks away from the birthplace of Minneapolis: St. Anthony Falls. It just so happens that in my freshman year of college I had to write a prelim. historical research proposal and chose the Falls. Here's an excerpt:

Saint Anthony Historical District is located along the Mississippi River in the heart of Minneapolis. It includes Nicollet and Hennepin Island, as well as Bassett Creek.

It is estimated that humans first inhabited the area around the falls over 12,000 years ago. Evidence of this comes in the form of Clovis, Folsom, and Plano arrowhead points which have all been found in the region. In more recent years, it has been inhabited by the Dakota tribe.

The first European visitor to the falls was Father Louis Hennepin, who named the falls Saint Anthony after his patron saint. By 1803, both the east and west bank fell under American sovereignty, and by 1823 a sawmill, grist mill, cabin, and several other small buildings were located on the west side of the falls.

Rapid expansion did not take place until after 1849, when Franklin Steele claimed the east bank for himself and named the town Saint Anthony after the falls. He subdivided the land and by 1850 approximately 538 people lived there. In 1850, the first official, non-government settler moved onto the west bank and the town of Minneapolis sprung up on that side of the falls, which marked the beginning of rapid expansion on both sides of the falls.

Eventually the city of Saint Anthony was enveloped by its sister city of Minneapolis. Today, all that’s left of the town of Saint Anthony is an historic district that bears its name. It remains in the center of the booming metropolis of Minneapolis, with little indication of its historical past.

Moving on...

This is my next apartment location. Home to two years for me and Ramona and Nightmare Roommate. The above building was apparently torn down to make way for large, boring, upscale apartments. Lots of beige carpeting, crapping workmanship and white walls. But finding this explains a little bit more why it was such a horrible apartment/roommate experience.

Because the building was a friggin' mortuary.

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