FREAKS QUOTES

PILOT EPISODE

Daniel: You guys know Lindsay?
Nick: Yeah, you were in my english class last year, you were the chick that got an A, right?
Lindsay: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?
Ken: I don't know. What are you gonna do?

Mr. Rosso: You're our best mathlete.
Lindsay: Please don't say that.

Ken to Lindsay: Who's your dad, Hitler?

Daniel: You know that Molly Hatchet shirt I was wearing yesterday? The one with that executioner guy holding the axe and the severed head is under his foot?
Ken: Yeah, it's my shirt.

Nick: Yeah, I believe in God man. I've seen him, I've felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!

BEERS AND WEIRS

Daniel: I love being told not to drink by a pot-head hippie guidance counselor.

Lindsay: We're all unhappy. That's the thing about life.

Bill is passed out drunk on the floor
Lindsay: Hey, Bill. Get up. That's how the drummer from Led Zeppelin died.

TRICKS AND TREATS

Daniel: Hey, knock it off, Blondie. You're gonna blow the speakers.
Kim: Oh I'm sorry, Grandpa. I'll try not to blow anything of yours anytime soon.

KIM KELLY IS MY FRIEND

Millie: Hey! Those are for my French class.
Daniel: But I love sprinkles!

Karen: I guess I'm just gonna have to mark this locker again. This time in geek blood.

Millie: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom.
Lindsay: What? She does what? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Millie: She does it.
Lindsay: What do you mean, it?
Millie: She fornicates it!

I'M WITH THE BAND

Daniel: I wrote out some Ramones songs.
Nick: The Ramones? They only use like three chords.
Daniel: Alright, so I'll learn another one.

CARDED AND DISCARDED

Ken: Everything fun in the world happens in bars.

GIRLFRIENDS AND BOYFRIENDS

Lindsay: Mr. Rosso, Nick and I are just friends.
Mr. Rosso: Hey, no need to explain anything to me. I got it on in a van at Woodstock.

Ms. Yeats: Mr. Desario, don't you have something to do?
Daniel: Right. But I thought we were going to do that after class, Ms. Yeats.

WE'VE GOT SPIRIT

Daniel: These jocks think they're such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something.

Ken hit by water balloons: That better have been water. That's all I'm sayin'.

Lindsay: Mom, did you just break up with my boyfriend?

THE DIARY

Kim: Okay, one thing that helps is to point your boobs to the road.

CHOKIN' AND TOKIN'

Millie: You're high!
Lindsay: How could you tell?
Millie: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer.

DEAD DOGS AND GYM TEACHERS

Ken: I always say girl plus car equals dead animal.

Lindsay: Are you copying Ken's homework?
Kim: Trying to. He writes like a mental patient.

NOSHING AND MOSHING

Daniel: Am I a loser?
Harris: You're not a loser because you're having sex. But if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.

Jenna Zank: You know what punkers don't do? Call themselves punkers.

SMOOCHING AND MOOCHING

Nick Andopolis: Wow, that dinner smells good. Let me guess, meat?

Harold Weir: By the way, that drummer you're listening to...
Nick: Yeah?
Harold: He's terrible!
Nick: What? That's Neil Peart, he's the greatest drummer alive!
Harold: Neal Pert couldn't drum his way out of a paper bag!

DISCOS AND DRAGONS

Daniel: All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos.
Bill: Carlos the dwarf?
Daniel: Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?

DJ: Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling "Disco sucks?" What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock 'n' roll" teaches you?
Ken: No, it teaches me that disco sucks!

 

Mrs. Bronner: Ladies, I'm not joking. Put out those cigarettes.
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were joking.

Lindsay: I don't know. Rosso's okay. And why would you want to ruin a mailbox?
Ken: I don't know. We gotta blow up something.