ERROR HAIKUS
A couple years ago, I got this email of Error Haikus. I realize they are NOT actually associated with Microsoft or written by
someone in Japan, but I think they're funny...
...and Microsoft sucks. That is all.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
