Quotes from Doctor Who

Season (Series) Four

[ Season Finale Quotes ]

PARTNERS IN CRIME

Penny: How do we know the fat isn't going straight into your bank account?
Miss Foster: Oh Penny, if cynicism burnt up calories we'd all be thin as rakes.

The Doctor to the film projectionist: Health and Safety... Film Department.

The Doctor: What's that for?
Phone Bank Woman: My telephone number. Health and Safety. You be health, I'll be safety.
The Doctor: Ah.. ah, but that contravenes, um, Paragraph 5 subsection C.

The Doctor: Tell me Roger, have you got a cat flap?
Roger: It was here when I bought the house. I never bothered with it really. I'm not a cat person.
The Doctor: No I've met cat people. You're nothing like them.

Mom: And what time's this?
Donna: How old am I?
Mom: Not old enough to use a phone.

Donna: You really believe in all that stuff, don't you?
Grandad: It's all over the place these days. If I wait here long enough—
Donna: Don't suppose you've seen a little blue box.
Grandad: Is that slang for something?

Penny: You can't tie me up! What sort of country do you think this is?
Miss Foster: Oh, it's a beautifully fat country. And believe me I've travelled a long way to find obesity on this scale.

The Doctor: Donna?
Donna: Doctor!
The Doctor: What are, what are you—?
Donna: Oh. My. God!
The Doctor: How?
Donna: It's me!
The Doctor: I can see that.
Donna: Oh this is brilliant!
The Doctor: What the hell are you doing there?
Donna: Looking for you!
The Doctor: What for?
And then I lost the pantomime. Until...
Miss Foster: Are we interrupting you?

Donna: Oh my god. I don't believe it! You've even go the same suit! Don't you ever change?
The Doctor: Yeah, thanks Donna. Not right now.

Miss Foster: I've been employed by the Adiposian first family to foster a new generation after their breeding planet was lost.
The Doctor: What d'you mean "lost"? How do you lose a planet?
Miss Foster: Oh, politics are none of my concern. I'm just here to take of the children on behalf of the family.
The Doctor: What, like an outer space Super Nanny?
Miss Foster: Yes, if you'd like.

Donna: Well that's one solution: hide in a cupboard. I like it.

Penny: What's happened?
Miss Foster: I think The Doctor happened.

Donna: What are you going to do then? Blow them up?
The Doctor: They're just children. They can't help where they came from.
Donna: Oh, well that makes a change from last time. That Martha must have done you good.
The Doctor: Yeah, she did.

Donna: I'm waving at fat.
The Doctor: Actually as a diet plan it sort of works.

Donna: But you asked me. Would you rather be on your own?
The Doctor: No. actually no. But. The last time, with Martha—like I said, it got, it got complicated. And that was all my fault. I just want a mate.
Donna: You just want to mate?!

THE FIRES OF POMPEII

Donna: Hold on a minute. That sign over there's in English. Are you having me on? Are we in Epcot?
The Doctor: No no no. That's the TARDIS translation circuits. It just makes it look like English. Speech as well. You're talking Latin right now.

Seller: Afternoon, sweetheart. What can I get you, my love?
Donna: Um, veni, vidi, vici.
Seller: Huh? Sorry? Me no speak Celtic. No can do, missy.
Donna: Yeah. What does he mean, "Celtic"?
The Doctor: Welsh. You sound Welsh. There we are. Learned something.

Donna: Have you been here before, then?
The Doctor: Ages ago. Before you ask, that fire had nothing to do with me. Well a little bit.

Donna: Wait a minute. One mountain. With smoke. Which makes this—
The Doctor: Pompeii. We're in Pompeii. And it's Volcano Day.

Caecilius: Who are you?
The Doctor: I am Spartacus.
Donna: And so am I.

Donna: Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space but you're not telling me to shut up.

The Doctor: You must excuse my friend. She's from... Barcelona.

The Doctor: Consuming the vapors, you say.
Evelina: They give me strength.
The Doctor: It doesn't look like it to me.
Evelina: Is that your opinion. As a doctor?
The Doctor: I beg your pardon.

Lucius: The female soothsayer is inclined to invent all sorts of fables.
The Doctor: Oh, not this time, Lucius. No, I reckon you've been out-soothsayed
Lucius: Is that so, Man from Gallifrey?

Lucius: Doctor, she is returning.
The Doctor: Who's she?
Lucius: And you, Daughter of London. There is something on your back.
Donna: What's that mean?

Spurrina: No man is allowed to enter the Temple of Sibyl!
The Doctor: Oh that's alright. Just us girls.

Donna: You fought her off with a water pistol. I bloody love you!

Donna: Oh, you better hurry up and think of something. Rocky IV's on his way.

The Doctor: You were right. Sometimes I need someone. Welcome aboard.
Donna: Yeah.

PLANET OF THE OOD

The Doctor: The Ood are harmless. They're completely benign. Except the last time I meant them there was this force, like a stronger mind. Powerful enough to take them over.
Donna: What sort of force?
The Doctor: Long story.
Donna: Long walk.
The Doctor: It was the Devil.
Donna: If you're gonna take the mickey I'll just put my hood back on.
The Doctor: Must be something different this time though. Something closer to home.

Solana: I'd now like to point out the new innovation from Ood Operations. We've introduced a variety package with the Ood Translator Ball. You can now have the standard setting— How are you today, Ood?
Ood 1: I am perfectly well. Thank you.
Solana: Or perhaps after a stressful day a little something for the gentlemen. And how are you, Ood?
Ood 2: All the better for seeing you.
Solana: And the comedy classic version— Ood, you dropped something.
Ood 3: D'oh!

Donna: Back home, the papers and the telly, they keep saying we haven't got long to live. Global warming. Flooding. All the bees disappearing.
The Doctor: Yeah. That thing about the bees is odd.

Donna: A great big empire, built on slavery.
The Doctor: It's not so different from your time.
Donna: Oy! I haven't got slaves.
The Doctor: Who d'you think made your clothes?
Donna: Is that why you travel round with a human at your side? It's not so you can show them the wonders of the universe, it's so you can take cheap shots?
The Doctor: Sorry.

Donna: If people back on Earth knew what was going on here...
Solana: Don't be so stupid. Of course they know.
Donna: They know how you treat the Ood?
Solana: They don't ask. Same thing.

Donna: Well do something! You're the one with all the tricks! You must've met Houdini!
The Doctor: These are really good handcuffs!
Donna: Oh well I'm glad of that. I mean, at least we've got quality!

Donna: They... They turned him into an Ood?!
The Doctor: Yup.
Donna: He's an Ood.
The Doctor: I noticed.

The Doctor: The message has gone out. That song resonated across the galaxies, everyone heard it. Everyone knows. The rockets are bringing them back. The Ood are coming home.
Ood Sigma: We thank you, Doctor Donna. Friends of Oodkind. And what of you now? Will you stay? There is room in the song for you.
The Doctor: Oh, I've... sort of got a song of my own, thanks.
Ood Sigma: I think your song must end soon.
The Doctor: Meaning?
Ood Sigma: Every song must end.

The Sontaran Strategem

Donna: I can't believe I'm doing this!
The Doctor: No, neither can I. Oh oh, careful! Left hand down, left hand down! Getting a bit too close to the 1980s.
Donna: What am I going to do, put a dent in 'em?
The Doctor: Well someone did.

The Doctor: Martha, Donna. Donna, Martha. Please, don't fight. I can't bear fighting.
Donna: You wish. I've heard all about you. He talks about you all the time.
Martha: I dread to think.
Donna: No no, he says nice things. Good things. Nice things. Really good things.
Martha: Oh my god, he's told you everything.
Donna: Didn't take long to get over it, though. Who's the lucky man?
The Doctor: What man? Lucky what?
Donna: She's engaged, you prawn.

Donna: He is too skinny for words. You give him a hug, you get a papercut.
The Doctor: Oh, I'd rather you were fighting.

Donna: Is that what you did to her? Turned her into a soldier?

Colonel Mace: A modern UNIT for the modern world.
Donna: What, and that means arresting ordinary factory workers. In the street, in broad daylight. It's more like Guantanamo Bay out there. Donna, by the way. Donna Noble. Since you didn't ask. I'll have a salute.

Donna: Oy, you lot! All your Storm Troopers and your sonics, rubbish. You should have come with me.
The Doctor: Why? Where've you been?
Donna: Personnel. That's where all the weird stuff's happening. In the paperwork.

Martha: I can see why he likes you. You are good.
Donna: Super Temp.

The Doctor: I said no salutes.
Colonel Mace: Now you're giving orders.
The Doctor: Oh, you're getting a bit cheeky aren't you?

The Doctor: I had so many places I wanted to take you. The fifteenth broken moon of the Medusa Cascade. The lightning skies of Cotter Palluni's World. Diamond coral reefs of Kataa Flo Ko. Thank you. Thank you, Donna Noble. It's been brilliant. You've... you've saved my life in so many ways. You're— you're just popping home for a visit, that's what you mean.
Donna: You dumbo.
The Doctor: And then you're coming back.
Donna: Know what you are? A great big, outer space dunce.
The Doctor: Yeah.

Ross: UNIT's been watching the Rattigan Academy for years. It's all a bit "Hitler Youth". Exercise at dawn and classes and special diets.
The Doctor: Ross, one question. If you do think that Atmos is dodgy—
Ross: How come we've got it in the Jeeps. Huh. Tell me about it. They're fitted as standard in all government vehicles. We can't get rid of them so we can prove there's something wrong. Drives me around the bend
The Doctor: Oh, nice one!
Ross: Timed that perfectly.
The Doctor: Yeah, yeah you did.

Luke: I suppose you're the Doctor.
The Doctor: Hello.
Luke: Your commanding officer phoned ahead.
The Doctor: Ah, but I haven't got a commanding officer. Have you?

Luke: You're smarter than the usual UNIT grunt, I'll give you that.
The Doctor: He called you a grunt! Don't call Ross a grunt. He's nice. We like Ross.

The Doctor: I was just thinking. What a responsible 18-year-old. Inventing zero carbon cars. Savin' the world...
Luke: It takes a man with vision.
The Doctor: Mm. Blinkered vision.

The Doctor: And your name?
General Staal: General Staal. Of the Tenth Sontaran Fleet. Staal The Undefeated.
The Doctor: Ah, that's not a very good nickname. What if you do get defeated? "Staal the Not-Quite-So-Undefeated Anymore But Nevermind."

Luke: How do you tell each other apart?
General Staal: We say the same of humans.

Luke: 52 deaths in the same second, man. That is just so cool.
General Staal: Is the temperature significant?

Wilfred Mott: Is it him? Is it the Doctor? Oh, it's you.
The Doctor: It's who? Oh, it's you.
Donna: What, have you met before?
Wilfred Mott: Yeah, Christmas Eve. He disappeared right in front of me.
Donna: And you never said?
Wilfred Mott: Well you never said!

The Doctor: That wasn't just exhaust fumes. It's some sort of gas. Artificial gas.
Donna: But if it's poisonous, then they've got poisonous gas in every car on earth.

The Poison Sky

The Doctor: I'm stuck. On Earth, like... Like an ordinary person. Like a human. How rubbish is that? Sorry, no offense but come on!

Colonel Mace: My god. They're like trolls.
The Doctor: Yeah... Loving the diplomacy, thanks. So tell me, General Staal, since when did you lot become cowards?
Staal: How dare you!
Colonel Mace: Oh, that’s diplomacy?
Staal: Doctor, you impugn my honor!
The Doctor: Yeah, I’m really glad you didn’t say "belittle" 'cause then I’d have a field day.

Luke Rattigan: I call it Earth point Two. I, ah... did think about Rattigan's World. But we can take a vote on that.

Luke Rattigan: With Planetfall we can start again. We can build and breed. We can prosper, we can do anything!
Student: We’re going to breed?
Luke Rattigan: I’ve designed a mating program. I’ve planned the whole thing.
Student: Well then, shoot me!

The Doctor: Missiles wouldn't even dent that ship. So why are the Sontarans so keen to stop you. Any ideas?
Martha: How should I know?

Luke: I'm sorry to report, sir, I've failed. They wouldn’t come. The students, they… didn’t have the imagination to believe.
Staal: A pity! We've lost our target practice.

The Doctor: Should be a switch by the side.
Donna: Yeah there is. But it's Sontaran-shaped. You need three fingers.
The Doctor: You've got three fingers.
Donna: Oh yeah.

Colonel Mace: Latest firing stock. What do you think, Doctor?
The Doctor wearing a gas mask: Are you my mummy?

The Doctor: You might as well have worn a t-shirt saying "clone". Although, maybe not in front of Captain Jack.

Martha: Just send that thing up, on its own. I don’t know. Put it on a delay.
The Doctor: I can't.
Donna: Why not?
The Doctor: I've got to give them a choice.

Martha: What are you doing?
Luke: Something clever.

The Doctor's Daughter

The Doctor: I don't know where we're going, but my old hand's rather excited about it.

Jenny: Collateral damage. At least you've still got her. He lost both his men. I'd say you came out ahead.
Donna: Her name's Martha. And she's not collateral damage, not by anyone. Have you got that, GI Jane?

The Doctor: Hang on, hang on. A second ago it was "peace in our time". Now you're talking about genocide.
Cobb: For us, that means the same thing.
The Doctor: Then you need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up genocide. You'll see a little picture of me there, and the caption will read "Over my dead body!".

The Doctor: You're an echo. That's all. A Time Lord is so much more.

Donna: Let me distract this one. I have picked up a few womanly wiles over the years.
The Doctor: Let's... save your wiles for later. In case of emergency.

Jenny: So what do you do?
The Doctor: I travel. Through time and space.
Donna: He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures. And runs a lot. Seriously, there's an outrageous amount of running involved.

The Doctor: Donna, I've been a father before.
Donna: What?
The Doctor: Lost all that long time ago. Along with everything else.
Donna: I'm sorry. I didn't know. Why didn't you tell me? You talk all the time but you don't say anything.
The Doctor: I know.

The Doctor: They've mythologized their entire history.

Donna: How could I ever go back to normal life after seeing this? I'm going to travel with that man forever.

Martha: Goodbye Doctor.
The Doctor: Goodbye Doctor Jones.

The Unicorn and the Wasp

Donna: Never mind Planet Zog. A party in the 1920s, that's more like it!
The Doctor: Trouble is, we haven't been invited. pulls out the slightly telepathic paper. Oh I forgot! Yes we have.

The Doctor: We were thrilled to receive your invitation, my Lady. We met at the Ambassador's Reception.
Lady Eddison: Doctor, how could I forget you? But one must be sure with the unicorn on the loose.
The Doctor: A unicorn? Brilliant. Where?
Lady Eddison: The unicorn. The jewel thief. And nobody knows who he is. He's just struck again, snatched Lady Babbington's pearls right from under her nose.
Donna: Funny place to wear pearls.

Roger Curbishley: All these young boys deserve a decent thrashing!
Davenport: Couldn't agree more.
Donna: Typical. All the decent men are on the other bus.
The Doctor: Or Time Lords.

The Doctor: Agatha Christie! I was just talking about you the other day. I said I bet she's brilliant. I'm the Doctor, this is Donna. Oh, I love your stuff. What a mind! You fool me every time. Well, almost every time. Well, once or twice. Well, once. But it was a good one.

The Doctor: She just discovered her husband was having an affair.
Donna: You'd never think to look at her. Smiling away.
The Doctor: Well, she's British and monied. That's what they do. They carry on. Except for this one time. No one knows exactly what happened, she just vanished. Her car will be found tomorrow morning by the side of a lake. Ten days later, Agatha Christie turns up at a hotel in Harrogate. Said she lost her memory. She never spoke about her disappearance 'til the day she died. But whatever it was—
Donna: It's about to happen.
The Doctor: Right here, right now.

Donna: No. But isn't that a bit weird? Agatha Christie didn't walk around surrounded by murders. Not really. I mean that's like meeting Charles Dickens and he's surrounded by ghosts. At Christmas.
The Doctor: Well...

Donna: Tell you what, Copyright Donna Noble. Okay?

Agatha: For such an experienced detective you missed a big clue.
The Doctor: What, that bit of paper you nicked out of the fire?
Agatha: You were looking the other way.
The Doctor: Yeah, but I saw you reflected in the glass of the bookcase.
Agatha: You crafty man.

Agatha: Can we return to sanity? There are no such things as giant wasps.
The Doctor: Exactly! So, the question is: what's it doing here?

The Doctor: She is the best selling novelist of all time.
Donna: But she never knew.
The Doctor: Well no one knows how they're going to be remembered. All we can do is hope for the best. Maybe that's what kept her writing. Same thing that keeps me travelling. Onwards?
Donna: Onwards.

Silence in the Library

There's banging on the door
Dr. Moon: What's wrong?
Little Girl: Something's here. Someone's got in. No one's supposed to get in.
Dad: She's never mentioned anyone else. She's always been alone.
Little Girl: Someone's in my Library. No no, please! It's not allowed!
Dr. Moon: Listen to me: the LIbrary is in your mind.
Little Girl: I know it's my mind, but something's got inside!
The Doctor: Oh. Hello! Sorry to burst in on you like this. Okay if we stop here for a bit?

The Doctor: The Library. So big it doesn't need a name. Just a great big "The".
Donna: It's like a city.
The Doctor: It's a world. Literally. A world. The whole core of the planet is the index computer. Biggest hard drive ever. And up here, every book ever written. Whole continents of Jeffrey Archer, Bridget Jones, Monty Python's Big Red Book. Brand new editions, special printings. We're near the equator, so... checks the wind. This must be biographies! I love biographies!
Donna: Yeah, very you. Always a death at the end.
The Doctor: You need a good death. Without death there'd only be comedies. Dying gives us size. Donna picks up a book Oiya! Spoilers.
Donna: What?
The Doctor: These books are from your future. You don't want to read ahead, spoil all the surprises. Not peeking at the end.
Donna: Isn't travelling with you one big spoiler?
The Doctor: I try to keep you away from major plot developments. Which, to be honest, I seem to be very bad at. 'Cause, you know what, this is the biggest library in the universe.

Head Librarian's Message: Run. For god's sake run. Nowhere is safe. The library has sealed itself. We can't— Oh, they're here.

Message: Count the shadows. For god's sake, remember. If you want to live, count the shadows. Message ends.
The Doctor: Donna.
Donna: Yeah?
The Doctor: Stay out of the shadows.
Donna: Why? What's in the shadows?

The Doctor: It's alive.
Donna: You said it was a security camera.
The Doctor: It is. It's an alive one.

The Doctor: Almost every species in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark. But they're wrong. 'Cause it's not irrational. It's Vashta Nerada.
Donna: What's Vashta Nerada?
The Doctor: It's what's in the dark. It's what's always in the dark.

River: Okay, should we do diaries then? Where are we this time? Going by your face I'd say it's early days for you, yes? So, um... Crash of the Byzantium. Have we done that yet? Obviously ringing no bells. Alright, um. Picnic at Asgard, Have we done Asgard yet? Obviously not. Blimey, very early days then. Oo! Life with a time traveller, never knew it could be such hard work. Um... Look at you. You're young.
The Doctor: I'm really not, you know.
River: Oh but you are. Your eyes! You're younger than I've ever seen you.
The Doctor: You've seen me before then?
River: Doctor, please tell me you know who I am.
The Doctor: Who are you?

The Doctor: What's in that book?
River: Spoilers.
The Doctor: Who are you?
River: Professor River Song, University of—
The Doctor: To me. Who are you to me?
River: Again: spoilers.

Dr. Moon: Now. Listen. This is important. There's the real world. And there's the world of nightmares. That's right, isn't it? You understand that.
Little Girl: Yes I know, Dr. Moon.
Dr. Moon: What I want you to remember is this—and I know it's hard—the real world is a lie, and your nightmares are real. The Library is real. There are people trapped in there. People who need to be saved. The shadows are moving again. Those people are depending on you. Those people are depending on you. Only you can save them. Only you.

River: So what do we do?
The Doctor: Daleks. Aim for the eyestalk. Sontarans. Back of the neck. Vashta Nerada. Run. Just run.
River: Run? Run where?
The Doctor: This is an index point. There must be an exit teleport somewhere.
Lux: Don't look at me. I haven't memorized the schematics.!
Donna: Doctor, the little shop. They always make you go through the little shop on the way out so they can sell you stuff!
The Doctor: You're right! Brilliant! That's why I like the little shop!

River: So. What's the plan? Do we have a plan?
The Doctor: Your screwdriver. Looks exactly like mine.
River: Yeah. You gave it to me.
The Doctor: I don't give my screwdriver to anyone.
River: I'm not anyone.
The Doctor: Who are you?
River: What's the plan?
The Doctor: I teleported Donna back to the TARDIS. If we don't go back there in under five hours Emergency Program One will activate.
River: "Take her home", yeah.

Node Donna: Donna Noble has left the Library. Donna Noble has been saved.

Forest of the Dead

Donna: The Doctor! I saw the Doctor!
Dr. Moon: Yes. You did, Donna. And then you forgot.

Dave: Who is he? You haven't even told us. You just expect us to trust him.
River: He's the Doctor.
Lux: And who is "The Doctor"?
River: The only story you'll ever tell. If you survive here.

River: What's wrong with it?
The Doctor: There's a signal coming from somewhere interfering with it.
River: Use the red settings.
The Doctor: It doesn't have a red setting.
River: Well use the dampers.
The Doctor: It doesn't have "dampers."
River: It will do one day.
The Doctor: So sometime in the future I just give you my screwdriver.
River: Yeah.
The Doctor: Why would I do that?
River: I didn't pluck it from your cold dead hands if that's what you're worried about.
The Doctor: And I know that because?
River: Listen to me, you've lost your friend—you're angry, I understand. But you need to be less emotional, Doctor. Right now—
The Doctor: Less emotion— I'm not emotional!
River: There are five people in this room still alive. Focus on that. Dear god, you're hard work young.
The Doctor: Young— Who are you?!
Lux: Oh for heaven's sake! Look at the pair of you. We're al going to die right here and you're just squabbling like an old married couple!
River: Doctor. One day I'm going to be someone that you trust. Completely. But I can't wait for you to find that out. So I"m going to prove it to you. And I'm sorry. I'm really very sorry. whispers in his ear. Are we good? Doctor. Are we good?
The Doctor: Yeah, we're good.
River: Good.

The Doctor: Know what's interesting about my screwdriver? Very hard to interfere with it. Practically nothing strong enough. Well, some hairdryers but working on that. So, there is a very strong signal coming from somewhere. And it wasn't there before. So what's new, what's changed? C'mon! What's new? What's different!
Dave: I don't know. Nothing. It's getting dark.
The Doctor: It's a screwdriver. It works in the dark.

The Doctor: Someone somewhere in this Library is alive and communicating with the moon. Or, possibly alive and drying their hair.

River: Oh god they've got inside!
The Doctor: No no. I've just tinted her visor. Maybe they'll think they're already in there, leave her alone.
River: You think they can be fooled like that?
The Doctor: Maybe, I don't know. It's a swarm. It's not like we chat.

Lee: "The world is wrong".
Donna: What?
Lee: For you. Weird though. "Dear Donna, The world is wrong."

Donna: Your voice. I recognize it.
Miss Evangelista: Yes you do. I am what is left of Miss Evangelista.

Vashta Nerada: We did not come here.
The Doctor: Well of course you did. 'Course you came here.
Vashta Nerada: We come from here.
The Doctor: From here?
Vashta Nerada: We hatched here.
The Doctor: But you hatch from trees— from spores in trees.
Vashta Nerada: These. Are. Our. Forests.
The Doctor: You're nowhere near a forest. Look around here.
Vashta Nerada: These are our forests.
The Doctor: You're not in a forest. You're in a library. There's are no trees in a— Library. Books. You came in the books.

The Doctor: Thing about me, I'm stupid. I talk to much. Always babbling on. This gob doesn't stop for anything. Wanna know the only reason I'm still alive? I always stay near the door. uses Captain Jack's sonic to open a spot in the floor.

Donna: Sorry, you're dead.
Miss Evangelista: In a way we're all dead here Donna. We are the dead of the Library.
Donna: Well what about the children? The children aren't dead.
Miss Evangelista: Your children were never alive.

The Doctor: Spoilers. Nobody can open the TARDIS by snapping their fingers. It doesn't work like that.
River: It does for the Doctor.
The Doctor: I am the Doctor.
River: Yeah. Someday.

The Doctor: "Safe."
Anita: What?
The Doctor: "Saved". You don't say "saved". Nobody says "saved". You say "safe".

The Doctor: The computer saved 4,022 people the only way it can. It saved them to the hard drive.

Miss Evangelista: We're only strings of numbers in here. I think a decimal point may have shifted in my IQ. But my face has been the bigger advantage. I have the two qualities you require to see absolute truth: I am brilliant. And unloved.

Library Voice: All Library systems are permanently offline. Sorry for any inconvenience.

River: Doctor, these readings.
The Doctor: I know. You'd think it was... dreaming.
Lux: It is dreaming. Of a normal life and a lovely dad. And every book ever written.
The Doctor: Computers don't dream.
Lux: No. But little girls do.

Lux: This CAL.
The Doctor: CAL is a child?!? A child hooked up to mainframe? Why didn't you tell me this? I needed to know this!
Lux: Because she's family!

The Doctor: I'll hook myself up to the computer, she can borrow my memory space.
River: Difficult. It'll kill you stone dead!
The Doctor: Yes, easy to criticize.
It'll stop both of your hearts and don't think you'll regenerate!
The Doctor: I'll try my hardest not to die, honestly. It's my main thing.
Doctor—
The Doctor: I'm right, this works. Shut up.

River: I hate you sometimes!
The Doctor: I know!

The Doctor: Don't play games with me. You just killed someone I liked. That is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor and you're in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up.

The Doctor: Oh no no. What are you doing? That's my job!
River: Oh and I'm not allowed to have a career I suppose.
The Doctor: Why am I handcuffed? Why do you even have handcuffs?
River: Spoilers.

River: Funny thing is, this means you've always known how I was going to die. All the time we've been together you knew I was coming here. The last time I saw you—the real you, the future you, I mean—you turned up on my doorstep with a new haircut and a suit. You took me to Derillium. To see the Singing Towers. Oh, what a might that was. The towers sang, and you cried. You wouldn't tell me why but I suppose you knew it was time. My time. Time to come to the Library. You even gave me your screwdriver. That should have been a clue. There's nothing you can do.
The Doctor: Let me do this!
River: If you die here it'll mean I've never met you.
The Doctor: Time can be rewritten!
River: Not those times, not one line. Don't you dare! It's okay. It's okay. It's not over for you. You'll see me again. You've got all of that to come. You and me. Time and space. You watch us run!
The Doctor: River you know my name. You whispered my name in my ear. There's only one way I would ever tell anyone my name. There's only one time I could.
River: Hush now. Spoilers.

Lux: Look at that, he did it! Four thousand and twenty-two people. Saved.

Donna: Your friend, Professor Song. She knew you in the future but she didn't know me. What happens to me? Because when she learned my name, the way she looked at me—
The Doctor: Donna, this is her diary. My future. I could look you up. What do you think? Shall we peek at the end?
Donna: Spoilers. Right?
The Doctor: Right. he sets the sonic screwdriver on top. C'mon. The next chapter's this way.

River in voiceover: When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it will never end. But however hard you try, you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies. And nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever, for one moment accepts it.

The Doctor: Why? Why would I give her my screwdriver? Why would I do that? Thing is Future Me had years to think about it. All those years to think of a way to save her. And what he did was give her a screwdriver. Why would I do that? Oh! Look at that1 I'm very good!
Donna: What have you done?
The Doctor: Saved her!

The Doctor: Stay with me. C'mon! You and me, one last run! Sorry River, shortcut.

River in voiceover: Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today.

River in voiceover: Some days are special. Some days are so so blessed. Some days nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while—every day in a million days when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call—everybody lives.

Midnight

The Doctor: Alright. I give up. I'll be back for dinner and we'll try that anti-gravity restaurant. With bibs.
Donna: That's a date. Well not a date. Oh you know what I mean. Oh get off.
The Doctor: See ya later.
Donna: Oi! And you be careful. Alright?
The Doctor: Ah! Taking a big space truck with a bunch of strangers across a diamond planet called Midnight. What could possibly go wrong.

Hostess: I must warn you some products may contain nuts.
The Doctor: That'd be the peanuts.
Hostess: Enjoy your trip.
The Doctor: Oh I can't wait. Allons-y!
Hostess: I'm sorry?
The Doctor: It's French. For "let's go."
Hostess: Fascinating.

Hostess: Ladies and Gentlemen and variations thereupon, welcome onboard the Crusader 50.

Hostess: Fire exits to the rear and, should we need to use it, you first!

The Doctor: I've done plenty of that—travelling on my own. I love it! Do what you want, go anywhere.
Sky Silvestry: I'm still getting used to it. I found myself single rather recently, not by choice.
The Doctor: What happened?
Sky: Oh the usual. She needed her own space, as they say. A different galaxy in fact. I reckon that's enough space, don't you?
The Doctor: Yeah. My friend went to a different universe.

Sky: Well. What's this, chicken or beef?
The Doctor: I think it's both.

Professor Hobbes : Before the Leisure Palace Company moved in, no one had come here in all eternity. No. Living. Thing.
Jethro: But... how do you know? I mean if no one can go outside.
Val: Oh his imagination. Here we go.
The Doctor: He's got a point though.

Claude: Look look! There it is! There it is! Look there!
The Doctor: Where? What was it?
Claude: Like, just something shifting. Something sort of... Dark. Like it was... running.
The Doctor: Running which way?
Claude: Towards us.

The Doctor: I've spoken to the Captain. I can guarantee you, everything's fine. Two loud knocks come from outside the bus.

The Doctor doing inventory: Arms. Legs. Neck. Head. Nose. I'm fine. Everyone else?

The Doctor (and Sky): You know exactly what I'm going to say. How are you doing that? Roast beef! Bananas! The Medusa Cascade. Bang! Rose Tyler Martha Jones Donna Noble TARDIS! Shamble bobble dibble dooble. Oh Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes I am! Thank you. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O...

Dee Dee (and Sky): "We must not look at goblin men."
Biff (and Sky): What's that supposed to mean?
The Doctor (and Sky): It's a poem. Christina Rossetti.
Dee Dee (and Sky): "We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?"
The Doctor (and Sky): Actually I don't think that's helping.

Professor Hobbes (and Sky): For the last time! Nothing can live on the surface of Midnight.
The Doctor (and Sky): Professor, I'm glad you've got an absolute definition of life in the Universe, but perhaps the Universe has got ideas of its own, hm?

Val (and Sky): Oh, like you're so special.
The Doctor (and Sky): As it happens, yes I am.

Professor Hobbes (and Sky): Perhaps you could tell us your name.
The Doctor (and Sky): What does it matter?
Flight Attendant (and Sky): Then tell us.
The Doctor (and Sky): John Smith.

Donna: Can't imagine you without a voice.
The Doctor: Molto bene.
Donna: Molto bene.
The Doctor: No, don't do that. Don't.... Don't.

Turn Left

Fortune Teller: You turned left. But what if you turned right? What then?
Donna: Let go of my hands.
Fortune Teller: What if it changes? What if you go right? What if you could still go right?
Donna: Stop it! What's on my back? What is it? What's on my back?!
Fortune Teller: Make the choice again, Donna Noble. And change your mind. Turn right.
Donna: I'm turning...
Fortune Teller: Turn right. Turn right! Turn right! Turn right and never meet that man! Turn right and change the world!

Rose: What happened? What did they find? grabbing Donna Sorry, did they find someone?
Donna: I don' know. A bloke called The Doctor, or something.
Rose: Well where is he?
Donna: They took him away. He's dead. I'm sorry, did you know him? I mean, they didn't say his name. Could be any doctor.
Rose: I came so far.

TV Reporter: It sounds impossible, but the entire hospital has vanished. The Royal Hope no longer exists. It's not been destroyed, there's no wreckage. It's simply gone. Reports from bystanders say that the rains lifted up around the hospital...

Oliver Morgenstern: We couldn't breathe. We were running out of air. A colleague of mine gave me the last oxygen tank. Martha— Martha Jones. And... she died.

TV Reporter: This further report just in from Oliver Morgenstern.
Oliver: There was this woman who took control. Said she knew what to do, said she could stop the MRI or something. Sarah Jane, her name was. Sarah Jane Smith.

TV Reporter: I don't know how this is possible, but this footage is live and genuine. The object is falling on Central London. I repeat: this is not a hoax. A replica of the Titanic is falling out of the sky and it's heading for Buckingham Palace. We're getting this footage from the Guinevere range of satellites.
Donna: Is that a film or something?
TV Reporter: The Royal Air Force has declared an emergen—
Sylvia: It's gone dead. All of them.
Donna: No, but the Titanic. Oh, don't be daft. Is that like a sequel?
Wilfred: Oh... 0h, God rest their souls.

Wilfred: You're not gonna make the world any better by shouting at it!
Donna: I can try.

Rocco Colasanto giving the Nobles grand tour: And this, this is you. This is your palazzo!
Sylvia: What d'you mean "this is us"?
Mr. Colasanto: You live here!
Donna: We're living in the kitchen?
Mr. Colasanto: You got camp beds! You got the cooker, you keep warm. You got the fridge, you keep cool! Is good!
Sylvia: What about the bathroom?
Mr. Colasanto: Nobody lives in the bathroom.

TV Reporter: America is in crisis. With over 60 million reported dead. Sixty million people have dissolved into fat. And the fat is walking. People's fat has come to life and is walking through the streets.

Sylvia: What if it never gets better?
Donna: Of course it will.
Sylvia: Even the bees are disappearing. You don't see bumblebees anymore.

Rose: It's the ATMOS devices. We're lucky it's not so bad here. Britain hasn't got that much petrol. But all over Europe—China, South Africa—they're getting choked by gas.
Donna: Can't anyone stop it?
Rose: Yeah. They're trying right now. This little band of fighters. On board the Sontaran ship Any second now— a huge explosion in the sky—
Donna: And that was?
Rose: That was the Torchwood team. Gwen Cooper. Ianto Jones. They gave their lives. And Captain Jack Harkness has transported to the Sontaran home world. There's no one left.

Donna: You're always wearing the same clothes. Why won't you tell me your name?
Rose: None of this was meant to happen. There was a man—this wonderful man. And he stopped it. The Titanic, the Adipose, the ATMOS. He stopped them all from happening.
Donna: That Doctor.
Rose: You knew him.

Rose: I need you to come with me.
Donna: Yeah. Well. Blonde hair might work on the men, but you ain't shifting me, Lady.
Rose: That's more like it.
Donna: I've got plenty more.
Rose: And you'll come with me. Only when you want to.
Donna: You'll have a long wait, then.
Rose: Not really, just three weeks. Tell me, does your grandfather still own that telescope?
Donna: He never lets go of it.
Rose: Three weeks time. But you've got to be certain. 'Cause when you come with me, Donna, I'm sorry, so sorry, but... you're going to die.

Wilfred: Labor camps. That's what they called them last time.
Donna: What d'you mean?
Wilfred: It's happening again.

Wilfred: The stars are going out.

Rose: "Time and Relative Dimension in Space". This room used to shine with light. I think it's dying. Still trying to help.
Donna: And it belonged to The Doctor?
Rose: He was a Time Lord. Last of his kind.

Rose: It feeds off time. By changing time. By making someone's life take another turn. Like, ah, meetings never made, children never born, a life never loved. But with you it's...
Donna: But I never did anything important!
Rose: Yeah you did. One day that thing made your turn right instead of left.
Donna: When was that?
Rose: Oh you wouldn't remember, it was the most ordinary day in the world. But by turning right you never met The Doctor and the whole world just changed around you.
Donna: Can you get rid of it?
Rose: I can't even touch it. Seems to be in a state of flux.
Donna: What does that mean?
Rose: I don't know. Sort of thing the Doctor would say.

Donna: How d'you know it's gonna work?
Rose: Hm? Oh yeah. We don't. We're just, we're just guessing.
Donna: Brilliant.

Donna before stepping in front of the haulage truck: Please.

Donna: Well that decides it. I'm not sitting in a traffic jam. I'm going left.

The Doctor: Just got lucky, this thing. It's one of the Trickster's Brigade. Changes a life in tiny little ways. Most times the universe just compensates around it, but with you... great big parallel world!
Donna: Hold on. You said parallel worlds are sealed off.
The Doctor: They are. But you had one created around you. Funny thing is, seems to be happening a lot. To you.
Donna: How d'you mean?
The Doctor: Well, the Library. Then this.
Donna: Just goes with the job, I suppose.
The Doctor: Sometimes I think there's way too much coincidence around you, Donna. I met you once. I met your grandfather. Then I met you again. In the whole wide universe, I met you for a second time. It's like something's binding us together.
Donna: Don't be so daft. I'm nothing special.
The Doctor: Yes you are. You're brilliant.
Rose in alt-world flash: He thought you were brilliant.
Donna: She said that.
The Doctor: Who did?
Donna: That woman. I can't remember.
The Doctor: Well, she never existed, now.
Donna: No, but she said... the stars. She said the stars are going out.
The Doctor: Yeah, but that world's gone.
Donna: No, but she said it was all worlds. Every world. She said the Darkness is coming. Even here.
The Doctor: Who was she?
Donna: I don't know.
The Doctor: What did she look like?
Donna: She was... blonde.
The Doctor: What was her name?
Donna: I don't know.
The Doctor: Donna, what was her name?
Donna: But she told me to warn you. She said two words.
The Doctor: What two words? What were they? What did she say?
Donna: "Bad Wolf." What does it mean? Doctor, what is it? What's "Bad Wolf"?
The Doctor: It's the end of the universe.

The Stolen Earth

The Doctor: The TARDIS is still in the same place but the Earth is gone. The entire planet. It's gone.

Far Across the Universe

New York:
Martha: Suzanne, you okay?
Suzanne: Martha! Look at the sky!
Martha: Why, what is it?
Suzanne: Just look at the sky!

Cardiff:
Jack: Gwen! Ianto, you okay?
Ianto: No broken bones. Slight loss of dignity. No change there then.
Gwen: The whole of the city must have felt that! The whole of South Wales.

Ealing, London:
Sarah Jane: Luke! Are you alright?
Luke: Felt like some sort of cross-dimensional spatial transference.
Sarah Jane: But it's night. It wasn't night. It was 8 o'clock in the morning. Mr. Smith, I need you! I wish you'd stop giving that fanfare and just tell me what happened.
Mr. Smith: Sarah Jane, I think you should look outside. I think you'll find the visual evidence most conclusive.

Chiswick:
Wilfred: It's gone dark. It's them aliens. I'll bet my pension! What do you want this time, ya green slime!
Sylvia: Dad—
Wilfred: Look, you get back inside Sylvia. They always want the women.
Sylvia: No Dad, just look. Oh my god! Look at the sky!

Donna: So go on then, what is this Shadow Proclamation anyway?
The Doctor: Posh name for the police. Outer space police.

Shadow Architect: Time Lords are the stuff of legend. They belong in the myths and whispers of the higher species. You can not possibly exist.
The Doctor: Yeah. More to the point, I've got a missing planet.
Shadow Architect: Then you're not as wise as the stories would say. The picture is far bigger than you would imagine. The whole universe is in outrage, Doctor. Twenty-four worlds have been taken from the sky.
The Doctor: How many? Which ones? Show me!
Shadow Architect: Locations range far and wide. They all disappeared at the exact same moment, leaving no trace.
The Doctor: Callufrax Minor. Jahoo. Shallacatop. Woman Wept. Clom! Clom's gone? Who'd want Clom?
Shadow Architect: All different sizes. Some populated, some not. But all unconnected.
Donna: What about Pyrovillia?
Shadow Architect: Who is the female?
Donna: Donna. I'm a human being. Maybe not the stuff of legend but every bit as important as Time Lords, thank you.

The Doctor: All those worlds fit together like pieces of an engine. It's like a powerhouse! But what for?
Shadow Architect: Who could design such a thing?
The Doctor: Someone tried to move the Earth once before. Long time ago... Can't be.

The Doctor: Donna, c'mon think! Earth. There must have been some sort of warning. Was anything happening back in your day? Like electrical storms, freak weather, patterns in the sky?
Donna: Well how should I know? Um... no. I don't think so, no.
The Doctor: Okay, never mind.
Donna: Although... there were the bees disappearing.
The Doctor: "The bees disappearing"? The bees disappearing. The bees disappearing!

Shadow Architect: The planet was stolen with hostile intent. We are declaring war, Doctor. Right across the universe! And you will lead us into battle!
The Doctor: Right. Yes. 'Course I will. Just go... get you a key.

The Doctor: I came here when I was just a kid. Ninety years old. It was the center of a rift in time and space.
Donna: So where are the twenty-seven planets?
The Doctor: Nowhere. Tandocca Trail stops dead. End of the line.
Donna: So what do we do? Doctor, what do we do? Don't do this to me! No, don't. Don't do this to me. Not now. Tell me, what are we going to do. You never give up! Please!

Harriet Jones: Can anyone hear me? The Subwave Network is open. You should be able to hear my voice. Is there anyone there?
Rose: I know that voice!
Luke: Who's that?
Sarah Jane: Some poor soul calling for help. There's nothing we can do.
Luke: Look at Mr. Smith.
Mr. Smith: Processing incoming subwave.
Harriet Jones: This message is of the utmost importance. We haven't much time. Can anyone hear me?
Gwen: Someone's trying to get in touch.
Jack: The whole world's crying out. Just leave it.
Harriet Jones: Captain Jack Harkness, shame on you! Now stand to attention, sir!
Jack: What!? Who is that?
Harriet Jones: Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.
Jack: Yeah. I know who you are.
Rose: Harriet! It's me! It's me! She can't hear me. You got webcam?
Wilfred: No, she wouldn't let me. She said they're naughty.
Rose: Well I can't speak to her then, can I?
Harriet Jones: Sarah Jane Smith, 13 Bannerman Road. Are you there?
Sarah Jane: Yeah! Yeah, I'm here. That's me!
Harriet Jones: Good. Now let's see if we can talk to each other. The fourth contact seems to be having some trouble getting through.
Rose: That's me! Harriet, that's me!
Harriet Jones: I'll just boost the signal.
Martha: Hello?
Jack: Ha ha! Martha Jones!
Rose: Who's she? I wanna get through.
Jack: Martha. Where are you?
Martha: I guess Project Indigo was more clever than we thought. One second I was in Manhattan, next second— maybe Indigo tapped into my mind because I ended up in the one place I wanted to be.
Francine: You came home, at the end of the world you came back to me.
But then all of the sudden it's lie, the laptop turned itself on.
Harriet Jones: It did. That was me. Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.
Martha: Yes, I know who you are.
Harriet Jones: I thought it was about time we all met given the current crisis. Torchwood, this is Sarah Jane Smith.
Jack: I've been following your work. Nice job with the Slitheen.
Sarah Jane: Yeah well I've been staying away from you lot. Too many guns.
Jack: All the same. Might I say, looking good ma'am.
Sarah Jane: Really? Oo!
Harriet Jones: Not now, Captain. And Martha Jones, former companion to The Doctor.
Rose: Oi, so was I!
Martha: But how did you find me?
Harriet Jones: This, Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Subwave Network. A sentient piece of software programmed to seek out anyone and everyone who can help to contact The Doctor.
Martha: What if the Daleks can hear us?
Harriet Jones: No. That's the beauty of the subwave. It's undetectable.
Sarah Jane: And you invented it?
Harriet Jones: I developed it. It was created by the Mr. Copper Foundation.
Jack: Yeah but what we need right now is a weapon. Martha, back at UNIT, what did they give you? What was that key thing?
Martha: The Osterhagen Key.
Harriet Jones: That key is not to be used, Dr. Jones. Not under any circumstances.
Jack: But what is an Osterhagen Key?
Harriet Jones: Forget about the Key, and that's an order. All we need is The Doctor.
Sarah Jane: Well excuse me, Harriet, but well the thing is, if you're looking for The Doctor, didn't he depose you?
Harriet Jones: He did. And I've wondered about that for a long time— whether I was wrong. But I stand by my actions to this day. Because I knew— I knew that one day the Earth would be in danger and The Doctor would fail to appear. I told him so myself and he didn't listen.
Martha: But I've been trying to find him. The Doctor's got my phone on the TARDIS but I can't get through.
Rose: Nor me, and I was here first.
Harriet Jones: That's why we need the Subwave. To bring us all together, combine forces. The Doctor's Secret Army.
Jack: Wait a minute. We boost the signal. That's it. We transmit that telephone number through Torchwood itself using all the power of the Rift.
Luke: And we've got Mr. Smith. He can link up with every telephone exchange on the Earth. He can get the whole world to call the same number all at the same time. Billions of phones calling out, all at once.
Jack: Brilliant. Who's the kid?
Sarah Jane: That's my son.
Ianto: Excuse me. Sorry, sorry. Hello. Ianto Jones. Um, if we start transmitting then the Subwave Network is going to become visible, I mean to the Daleks.
Harriet Jones: Yes. and they'll trace it back to me. But my life doesn't matter. Not if it save the Earth.
Jack saluting: Ma'am.
Harriet Jones: Thank you, Captain. But there are people out there dying, on the streets.
Wilfred: Marvelous woman. I voted for her.
Sylvia: You did not!
Harriet Jones: Now, enough of words. Let's begin.

Harriet Jones: Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.
Dalek: Yes. We know who you are.
Harriet Jones: Oh you know nothing of any human. And that will be your downfall.
Dalek: Exterminate!

Donna: Twenty-seven planets. And there's the Earth. But why couldn't we see it?
The Doctor: The entire Medusa Cascade has been put a second out of sync with the rest of the Universe. Perfect hiding place. Tiny little pocket of time. But we found 'em! Oo! Oo, what's that? Hold on, hold on! some sort of... subwave network.
Jack: Where the hell have you been? Doctor, it's the Daleks!
Gwen: Oh, he's a bit nice. Thought he'd be older.
Ianto: He's not that young.
Sarah Jane: It's the Daleks! They're taking people to their spaceship!
Francine: ...Look, I'm sorry. I mean, do something!
Martha: ...It's not just Dalek Kaan!
Jack: ...The Earth has surrendered!
Sylvia: That's Donna!
Wilfred: That's my girl!
The Doctor: Sarah Jane! Who's that boy? That must be Torchwood. Aren't they brilliant! Look at you, all you clever people.
Donna: That's Martha! And who's he?
The Doctor: Captain Jack. Don't... Just... don't.
Rose: Doctor, it's me. I came back.
Donna: It's like an outer space Facebook.
The Doctor: Everybody except Rose.

Davros: Welcome to my new empire, Doctor. It is only fitting that you sohuld bear witness to the resurrection and the triumph of Davros. Lord and Creator of the Dalek race.

Rose: I've got you! I missed you. Look, it's me! Look!
The Doctor: Rose.
Rose: Right.
The Doctor: Long time, no see.
Rose: Yes. Been busy, you know. Don't die. Oh my god, don't die! Oh my god, don't die!
Jack: Get him into the TARDIS quick. Move!

Jack: Rose, do as I say and get back. He's dying, and you know what happens next.
Donna: What d'you mean?
Rose: Not now. I came all this way.
Donna: What d'you mean? What happens next?
Jack: It's starting.

Jack: Here we go! Good luck, Doctor.
Donna: Would somebody please tell me what is going on?
Rose: When he's dying his body, it repairs itself. It changes. But you can't!
The Doctor: I'm sorry. It's too late. I'm regenerating.

Journey's End

The Doctor: Now then. Where were we?

The Doctor: You see? Used the regeneration energy to heal myself, but as soon as that was done I didn't need to change. I didn't want to. Why would I? Look at me! So to stop the energy from going all the way, I siphoned off the rest into a handy biometric receptacle. Namely, my hand. My hand there. My hand is my hand. Remember Christmas Day Sicorax. Lost my hand in a sword fight. That's my hand. What do you think?
Rose: You're still you.
The Doctor: I'm still me.

Jack: There's a massive Dalek ship at the center of the planets. They're calling it The Crucible. I guess that's our destination.
Donna: You said these planets are like an engine. But what for?
The Doctor: Rose, you've been in a parallel world. You've seen the future. What was it?
Rose: It's the Darkness.
Donna: The stars were going out.
Rose: One by one. They were just dying. Basically we've been building this, um, travel machine. This, uh, dimension cannon so I could, uh, so I—
The Doctor: What?
Rose: So I could come back. Shut up. Anyway suddenly it started to work. And the dimension started to collapse. And not just in our world, not just in yours, but the whole of reality. Even the void was dead. Something is destroying everything.
Donna: In that parallel world, you said something about me.
Rose: The dimension could measure timelines. And it's weird, Donna, but they all seem to converge on you.
Donna: But why me? I mean, what have I ever done? I'm a temp from Chiswick.

Dalek: Surrender Doctor! And face your Dalek masters!

Rose: Daleks.
Jack trying to be flip : Oh god!
The Doctor: It's been good though, hasn't it? All of us. All of it. Everything we did. to Donna: You were brilliant. to Jack: And you were brilliant. to Rose: And you were brilliant. Blimey!

The Human/Doctor: All repaired. Lovely. Shhhh! No one knows we're here. Gotta keep quiet. Silent running. Like on submarines where they can't even drop a spanner. Don't drop a spanner. I like blue. What d'y0u think?
Donna: You. Are. Bonkers!
The Human/Doctor: Why? What's wrong with blue?
Donna: Is that what Time Lords do? Lop a bit off, grow another one? You're like worms!

Donna: Oi! Watch it, Spaceman!
The Human/Doctor: Oi! Watch it, Earthgirl!

The Human/Doctor: [...] No.... it's more than that. It's like... we were always heading for this. You came to the TARDIS. And you found me again. Your grandad, your car. Donna, your car! You parked your car right where the TARDIS was going to land. Oh! We've been blind. Something's been drawing us together for such a long time.
Donna: But you're talking, like, destiny. There's no such thing. Is there?
The Human/Doctor: It's still not finished. It's like... the pattern's not complete. The strands are still drawing together. But heading for what?

Caan: This hath been foreseen! In the wild and the wind! The Doctor will be here as witness at the end of everything! The Doctor and his precious Children of Time! And one of them will die!

Davros: Why so shy? Show your companion. Show her your true self. Dalek Caan has promised me that too.
Caan: I have seen into the time of ending. The Doctor's soul will be revealed.

Jack busting in through the air shaft: Just my luck. I climb through two miles of ventilation shafts chasing life signs on this thing and who do I find? Mickey Mouse!
Mickey: You can talk, Captain Cheesecake.
They hug
Jack: Good to see you! And that's Beefcake.
Mickey: And that's enough hugging.

Davros: The Doctor. The man who keeps running. Never looking back. Because he dare not out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you yourself.

The Doctor: Donna, you can't even change a plug.
Donna: Do you wanna bet, Time Boy.

The Doctor: How did you work that out? You're—
The Human/Doctor: Time Lord. Part-Time Lord.
Donna: Part human. Oh yes. That was a two-way biological metacrisis. Half-Doctor Half-Donna.
The Doctor: The Doctor Donna! Just like the Ood said. Remember? They saw it coming. The Doctor Donna.

Donna: Did I ever tell ya? Best temp in Chiswick. Hundreds words a minute.
The Human/Doctor: Ha!

Davros: But you promised me, Dalek Caan. Why did you not foresee this?
The Doctor: Oh I think he did. Something's been manipulating the timelines for ages. Getting Donna Noble to the right place at the right time.

The Doctor: 'Cause you know why this TARDIS is always rattling around this place? It's designed to have six pilots and I have to do it single-handed. But not anymore! Now we can fly this thing like it's meant to be flown!

The Human/Doctor: But you made me.
The Doctor: Exactly. You were born in battle. Full of blood and anger and revenge. to Rose. Remind you of someone? That's me, when we first met. And you made me better. Now you can do the same for him.
Rose: But he's not you.
The Doctor: He needs you. That's very me.

Rose: Alright both of you, answer me this. When I last stood on this beach—on the worst day of my life—what was the last thing you said to me? Go on, say it.
The Doctor: I said "Rose Tyler."
Rose: Yeah and? How was that sentence gonna end?
The Doctor: Does it need saying?
Rose: And you, Doctor? What was the end of that sentence. he whispers in her ear and she turns to kiss him as The Doctor and Donna slip away into the TARDIS

Donna: I thought we'd try the planet Fellspoon. Just 'cause. What a good name. "Fellspoon." Apparently it's got mountains that sway in the breeze. Mountains that move. Can you imagine.
The Doctor: And how do you know that.
Donna: Because it's in your head. And if it's in your head, it's in mine.
The Doctor: And how does that feel.
Donna: Brilliant! Fantastic! Molto bene! Great big universe packed into my brain. You know you could fix that Chameleon circuit if you just tried hotwiring it into the fragment-links and superseding the binary— binary— binary— binary— binary— binary— ... I'm fine! Nah! Never mind Fellspoon. You who I'd love to meet? Charlie Chaplin. I bet he's great, Charlie Chaplin. Should we do that? Should we go see Charlie Chaplin? Charlie Chaplin Charlie Chester Charlie Brown. No, he's fiction friction fiction fixing mixing rixon Brixton. Oh my god!
The Doctor: Do you know what's happening?
Donna: Yeah.
The Doctor: There's never been a human-Time Lord metacrisis before now. And you know why.
Donna: Because there can't be. I want to stay.
The Doctor: Look at me. Donna, look at me!
Donna: I was gonna be with you. Forever.
The Doctor: I know.
Donna: Rest of my life. Traveling. In the TARDIS. The Doctor Donna. Oh, my, I can't go back. Don't make me go back. Doctor, please! Please don't make me go back.
The Doctor: Donna. Oh, Donna Noble. I am so sorry. But we had the best of times. The best. Goodbye.
Donna: No! No! Please! No!

The Doctor: She took my mind into her own head, but that's a Time Lord consciousness. All that knowledge, it was killing her.
Wilfred: But she'll get better now?
The Doctor: I had to wipe her mind completely. Every trace of me or the TARDIS. Anything we did together, everywhere we went. Had to go.
Wilfred: All those wonderful things she did.

Wilfred: But she was better with you!
Sylvia: Don't say that!
Wilfred: Well she was!

The Doctor: I just want you know there are worlds out there safe in the sky because of her. And there are people living in the light and singing songs of Donna Noble a thousand million light years away. They will never forget her. While she can never remember. But for one moment, one shining moment, she was the most important woman in the whole wide universe.

Wilfred: Oh, Doctor. What about you now? Who've you got? I mean, all those friends of yours.
The Doctor: They've all got someone else. Still that's fine. I'm fine.
Wilfred: I'll watch out for you, sir.
The Doctor: You can't ever tell her!
Wilfred: No no. But every night, Doctor. When it gets dark, and the stars come out, I'll look up on her behalf. I'll look up at the sky. And think of you.
The Doctor: Thank you.

TOP