EMAILS TO CHUNKYLOVER53@AOL.COM

HOMER'S REPLIES:

Dear Nerd,
I didn't even know the internet was on computers these days, let alone some kind of electric mail dealie. Please send all future letters (and beer) to:
642 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA then a zip code.
Praise Jebus!
—Homer Simpson

My life is not a joke!
Except for the jokes.
Praise Jebus,
—Homer

Dear Internet Nerd,
You've reached Homer Simpson's electric mail dealie. I'm not here to answer it right now, so please send a six-pack of Duff to 642 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA.
Praise Jebus,
—Homer

What's going on? I was trying to bid on a Weird Al Yankovic t-shirt on
Ebay, and now everyone in the world is sending me electric letters like
crazy!
I'm so confused. Confused and tired.
—Homer Simpson, local man
P.S. If you know Weird Al, tell him to send me a t-shirt.

Who is this really? Is it Lenny? It sounds like Lenny.
Hey Lenny, I'll meet you at Moe's later.
—Homer
P.S. Say hi to Carl

Who is this really? Is it Lenny? It sounds like Lenny.
Hey Lenny, I'll meet you at Moe's later. Order me a keg and a six-pack chaser.
Your best friend,
—Homer
P.S. Don't tell Carl I said we were best friends. I told Carl he was my
best friend, but I was lying.
P.P.S. If this is Carl, please don't read anything above this.

Hi-diddely-ho, computereeno!

Is this Flanders? Stupid Flanders.
—Homer