Quotes from Stargate SG-1

Various Aliens

O'Neill: Well, we have a number of... shuttles.
Bra'tac: These shuttles, they are a formidable craft?
O'Neill: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bad day.

Bra'tac: We shall have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
O'Neill: You know, that particular cliché doesn't... always work.

Bra'tac: Now we die.
O'Neill: Well, that's a bad plan.

Jackson: This is the Hall of Might?
Gairwyn: You were expecting something different?
Jackson: Well, uh... maybe a hall.

Hiding in a storage closet
Jackson: I won't lie to you. There is a problem. We have to find Jack.
Tonané: Okay. He's not in here.

O'Neill: So, Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.
Merrin: Yes.
O'Neill: How old are you?
Merrin: I'm eleven. How old are you?
O'Neill: So Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.

Carter: Actually, I'm a Major now.
Aris Boch: Oh. Well, how very important. I'll inform the galaxy.

Aris Boch: And you, O'Neill, you're considered, well, you're a pain in the mikta.
O'Neill: Neck?
Aris Boch: No.

Urgo: Wait! I can be dull! Want me to be dull? What a nice shade of gray. How about some white bread with mayonnaise? Wanna watch golf on television?
O'Neill: Will you flip that switch?!

Anise: Your strength is five times that of a normal human.
O'Neill: So, no increase then, huh?

Martin : A top-secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems by means of a device known as a stargate.
O'Neill: Sounds like a good idea for a TV show. If you're into that sort of thing.

Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard.

Baal: Do you not know the pain you will suffer for this impudence?
O'Neill: I don't know the meaning of the word. pause Seriously, "impudence," what does that mean?

Corinne: I have chosen poorly for a husband!
Ryak: Then perhaps I have chosen poorly as well!
they storm off
Bra'tac: I can see why one must rehearse these events.

Aries' Prime: Know this, Shol'va, I will see to it that you suffer slowly.
Teal'c: And I will see to it that you die quickly.

Vala to Mitchell: I know we haven't met. That, I'm sure I would remember.

Mitchell: Ladies first.
Vala to Jackson: Well then, after you.

Valato Teal'c: Give it a try, Muscles. I'll give you half.

Vala: I haven't been this disappointed since I had sex with Daniel.

Vala trying to reassure Jackson about Teal'c and Mitchell's fate: Look, I didn't hear any screaming or squishing sounds, so...

Jackson: Isn't that why we're doing this, all of this? The Stargate program, the [?]. So we can meet new races, gather advanced technology, possibly learn about ourselves in the process.
Vala: Oh c'mon. You do it to meet women.
Mitchell: She has a point, sir.

Vala: I've got tingles all over. And don't flatter yourself. I'm pretty sure it's not you.

Vala: I don't think enlightenment means what they think it means.

Vala: You two aren't gonna let people from two different worlds beat you at your own silly game are you?

Jackson: Just try to be—
Vala: What? My charming self?
Jackson: A little less talk, a little more shut the hell up.

Lord Haikon: How will we know when it is working?
Mitchell: We'll know when the Prior is no longer able to use his powers.
Jolan: How will we know when he will be no longer able to use his powers?
Mitchell: Well. Someone is just going to have to test it and find out.
Silence all around.
Mitchell: Don't worry, fellas. That someone is me.

Orlin: Tell me, Sam. How do you regret losing a memory you can't even remember?

Teal'c: Why are you hesitating, Gerak?
Gerak: If I help you, I will die. But I will die free!

Mitchell:So, do you... live here on your own?
Dr. Reya Varrick: Why do you ask?
Mitchell: It's a big place. I don't know. Just curious, I guess.
Dr. Reya Varrick: I thought that was your clever way of asking if I was married.
Mitchell: I'm not that clever.

Ba'al: Come now, Teal'c. We're smart enough to know we're not actually gods. Well, some of us are anyway. There are always those that begin to believe their own propaganda. I suppose all you need is enough people to worship you and then what's the difference? You're pretty much a god by definition, are you not?

Nadal about the power loss: Your people have done this.
Jackson: I hope so.

Jackson: You're making a big mistake. More Ori ships will be here soon.
Jaffa: Then they will suffer the same fate.
Adria offscreen: I think not. uses telekinetic powers to strangle the Jaffa
Vala: Adria?
Adria: Hello, Mother.

Vala: Listen, we're not rejoining the fleet. You're coming with me.
Adria: No. I can't abandon my army.
Vala: It's not your army.
Adria: Of course it is.
Vala: Well as your mother I'm putting my foot down. You're too young to have an army.

Adria: Don't worry. I'll be keeping him alive. to Jackson We have plans for you.

Bra'tac: She displays the wisdom of a battle-seasoned warrior.
Jackson: She's a mother. Close enough.

Alien: Shield failure is imminent. Damn you, Cam Mitchell!

Carter: You've had the alien database for months. Why did it take you so long to get here?
Ba'al: I can't think clearly on an empty stomach.

Osrick: This is it! The cave entrance. The Sangraal is located within.
Mitchell: It's too bad you won't be coming with us.
Ba'al: I thought I made it clear: you need me.
Mitchell: I wasn't talking to you.
Ba'al: Oh. Well, ah, allow me to get out of your line of fire.

Adria: Taking your life would be a waste of my time.
Ba'al: Which I suppose would be put to better use complaining.
Carter: Ugh. Geez, why don't you two just get a room.

Carter: In the meantime, let's see if there's a way out of here.
Ba'al: Let us know what you find. Teal'c grabs him. Or I could come too.

Ba'al: Looks like Merlin's drawbridge no longer goes all the way across the moat if you catch my meaning.

Prior: And what of the village?
Adria: Have they agreed to accept the teachings of Origin?
Prior: No.
Adria: Then burn it.

Ba'al: I know where you come from you're considered relatively intelligent, but by galactic standards that's not really saying much. Wouldn't you agree? Carter punches him.
Carter: You know, if you're not going to help you're really not much use to us, and if you're not much use to us then there's really no point in keeping you alive any longer. Wouldn't you agree?
Ba'al: I'd, ah, be delighted to help.
Carter: Great to hear.

Adria: How are you feeling?
Jackson: I don't suppose you know what a hangover fells like? ... Never mind.

Jacek: Sweetheart! How is life treating you?
Vala: Certainly better than you ever did.

Teal'c: Can I give you some advice?
Jacek: Any input is appreciated.
Teal'c: Three words: be less annoying.

Jacek: I've got tickets to this "Virginia Dialogues" show.

Adria: What are you doing here? Where are your friends from Earth?
Vala: Friends come and go.
Adria: Have they abandoned you?
Vala: I'd rather not talk about it,
Adria: I really must know, Mother.
Vala: You do realize in a traditional mother-daughter relationship I'm supposed to be the bossy one. But whatever.

Adria: You can return with me to my ship and take up your rightful place as the mother of the Orisi.
Vala: Adria, stop it. I may have given birth to you but we are not family. So stop pretending.

Ba'al to Adria: You're so much more pleasant when you lack the ability to snap my neck with your thoughts.

Vala: It's over, Adria.
Ba'al in Adria: I'm afraid you're mistaken. Adria is no longer available.

Adria: Have you decided what to do with me?
Mitchell: Well we're still weighing our options. Teal'c here had a good idea.
Ba'al/Adria: I can imagine.
Teal'c: No. You can't.

Adria: I need time to prepare.
Vala: Prepare for what?
Adria: Ascension.

Adria: I always wondered if you had it in you to kill me. Goodbye, mother.

UNENDING

Carter: So what's changed?
Thor: As a race, we are dying. Very soon we will all be gone.

Thor: You are the Fifth Race. Your role is clear. If there is any hope in preserving the future, it lies in you and your people.
Carter: No pressure, huh?

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