THE ADULTS QUOTES

PILOT EPISODE

Mr. Rosso: You're our best mathlete.
Lindsay: Please don't say that.

BEERS AND WEIRS

Mr. Weir: Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.
Sam: No. But he died on the toilet.
Mr. Weir: Well, that's paradise compared to where the Sex Pistols are gonna end up.

Sam Weir: Keg of beer, please.
Liquor Store Clerk: Yeah, that's not gonna happen

TESTS AND BREASTS

Mr. Weir: She's hanging with a bad crowd. She's lying and cheating and next thing you know she's Patty Hearst with a gun to our heads.

GIRLFRIENDS AND BOYFRIENDS

Lindsay: Mr. Rosso, Nick and I are just friends.
Mr. Rosso: Hey, no need to explain anything to me. I got it on in a van at Woodstock.

Ms. Yeats: Mr. Desario, don't you have something to do?
Daniel: Right. But I thought we were going to do that after class, Ms. Yeats.

Kowchevski: Lord and Lady Skips-A-Lot. C'mon, lets go.

LOOKS AND BOOKS

Kowchevski: Ladies, this is just for tomorrow's scrimmage. This isn't the last chopper out of Saigon. Can we please just crank down the drama a notch?

DEAD DOGS AND GYM TEACHERS

Mr. Weir: Sure Lindsay. You can see The Who. And you can go see The Stones at Altamont.

Mr. Weir: Alright, fine. Just keep those boys away from your accordion.

SMOOCHING AND MOOCHING

Harold Weir: By the way, that drummer you're listening to...
Nick: Yeah?
Harold: He's terrible!
Nick: What? That's Neil Peart, he's the greatest drummer alive!
Harold: Neal Pert couldn't drum his way out of a paper bag!

DISCOS AND DRAGONS

DJ: Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling "Disco sucks?" What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock 'n' roll" teaches you?
Ken: No, it teaches me that disco sucks!

 

Harold: You're not lying, are you, Sam?
Sam: No.
Harold: 'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you?
Sam: They end up getting killed in jail.
Harold: Right.

Mrs. Bronner: Ladies, I'm not joking. Put out those cigarettes.
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were joking.

Harold Weir: Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!

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